3-Headed Shark Attack
The world’s greatest killing machine is three times as deadly when a mutated shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.
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- Cast:
- Karrueche Tran , Jaason Simmons , Rob Van Dam , Danny Trejo , Jena Sims , Brad Mills , Scott Thomas Reynolds
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You won't be disappointed!
Sadly Over-hyped
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama
This movie is so awfully awesome that i promise you if you are gonna watch it with your friends you will really love it. I think it's better if i don't give any spoiler ahead. Believe me you won't be able to predict any thing in the movie. The shark gets killed in the most awesome way and i bet you won't be able to predict it. Guess what the shark eats it's head out and dies.Yeah you heard it right. This movie has really solved the quest regarding how to be safe from shark. The safest place is sea itself. Even if you are on the land get yourself in the water if you see a shark. Spoiler ahead ! to really understand this movie you must know something about quantum mechanics ,Yeah they have used it. Sorry for the spoiler even if i promised not to tell anything.
The Three-Headed Shark Attack is an entertainingly bad film, and as it's title is a thematic/quality giveaway no one is going to be expecting Citizen Kane 2 (Rosebud's Revenge). On the plus side, the shark is an effective CGI creation and there is enough chomping to keep the pizza-movie viewer happy. But, the film is often slack in terms of narrative with some padding in the first section. For example, one sequence has three characters slowly take turns swimming out to a boat with the same outcome each time, plus, there is an odd 'rescue' bit in which a group seek out the hapless Howard and save him from being buried alive under some chairs. More shark action would have been good in lieu of such time-wasting. However, there are also many marvellous plots turns and visual points that compensate and which will amaze viewers, like: a victim taken by the shark even though he is only in ankle-deep water; a bullet-proof shark; a group who reason that staying on an island is much riskier then setting back out onto the high seas in rickety boats; angst about reaching land when land is clearly visible on either side of a boat and looks about a mile away in either direction; machinegun-toting fishermen; a nice Danny Trejo self-film reference; shark-skiing, an ending that is pretty much the same as Mega Piranha (and equally illogical); many characters obsessed with engaging in swimming races with the titular multi-noggined beast, and, best of all, Rob Van Dam rocking the socks with sandals look.
After becoming stranded in the ocean, a group of scientists and their student interns try to stop the massive, monstrous three-headed shark prowling the waters before it manages to eat it's way through the ocean.This was a promising if slightly downbeat turn from the original. What really makes this one so much fun is the fact that there's a lot more put into this than expected, especially in terms of the story. The effects of pollution and the after-effects it has on hybridization, from the mutations and different organisms found within here read a lot better than normal concepts here, as the research station and the different waste-byproducts found throughout the first half here clearly gives us a clear-cut origin story for the creature that explains the mutation nicely, as well as giving it some subtly-accomplished background for the different ways in which this one tries to warn about the effects of such matters which are then given a straight-forward response later on with the scenes of the creature swallowing up the pollution in the seas as it charges forward for the attacks. Those are also really well-done here, making a perfectly exciting action-packed effort here with the opening attack on the station sending it up in flames while it smashes into and destroys the lower levels in a fantastic scene, the race to get away on their small boat manages a rather nice suspense scene with the group in the water where the creature is known to be at and there's a fine chase scene as it goes after them attempting to get away once safely on-board. As well, the highlight is the attack on the party cruise, as despite their warnings the creature continually bangs into the ship to bring it down resulting in plenty of great deaths, including the first of several triple-shots for each head, and the scramble to get off the sinking boat provides a rather fine conclusion here with the panic-stricken passengers attempting to get on-board while the boat continually sinks and gets ripped to pieces. While the gunfight with the fishermen is fair enough as well, and the opening manages to get some nicely bloody kills amongst it's massive body count offerings, these here are enough to hold this off from a few noticeable flaws here. The biggest of which is something that certainly wasn't a problem before in that the action scenes take forever to get set-up. It cuts back-and-forth numerous times to shots of the boat racing to a scene of attack or the creature slowly swimming after them and keeps cutting back to the others it's going after several times before the initial attack occurs, apparently in an attempt at building suspense but instead just seemingly taking it out of the scene by taking forever and dragging it out needlessly. There's also the rather lame way the creature is defeated, which makes no sense and doesn't really seem like a big rousing conclusion, being something that would've happened over time eventually and really lacks any kind of dramatic input here by coming off as it does. The shark does look better than expected and comes off really well, but even still it's not enough to hold off these issues.Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language and Nudity.
This is a horrible movie. The animations are terrible and the plot is pathetic. It's obvious they rushed the editing to get this movie out for shark week, but come on SyFy, we can see other boats in the background and they are clearly in a channel with land all around them when they are trying to find a place to get to with the boat. The boat that was sinking one minute, with bodies all over it, was perfectly fine minutes later. One mistake after another. Perhaps you could also try and find actors who can really act next time. The level of acting here is grade level. I get the "B" grade quality of your movies and we normally enjoy that but even we were hard pressed to make it through this stinker. Terrible, terrible movie.