Powerful

Good story, Not enough for a whole film

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

Very good movie overall, highly recommended. Most of the negative reviews don't have any merit and are all pollitically based. Give this movie a chance at least, and it might give you a different perspective.

I liked some American pie series and so far many comedy movies aped that including some sexy scenes and loads of comedy but failed the reason why American pie worked because it was in late 90s and world was not into that kind of films however the soft-core films were around from 70s & some of the greatest are from the 90s i can say it because i am a fan of the genre but this movie miss march got me tricked i saw the unrated version of the film on DVD but it was way awful,longer & have zero chemistry between the characters plus the comedy scenes try too hard to make someone laugh it just doesn't work.The two main lead guys are stupid specially tucker these guys are trying hard to be playboys but fail hard,the only guy i liked was Dot Mpeg who sings some of the funniest songs ever i laughed hard at the music video where he is dancing with women and lyrics of the song are extremely vulgar but hilarious at same time.The Plot:Eugene & Tucker goes to a cross country trip to find a playboy mansion where Eugene;s former love Cindi Whitehall a.k.a miss march is making an appearance.This is the basic story which drags for no reason Eugene was 4 years in come after the prom night accident when he was about to be intimate with Cindy now he is not sure what will happen Cindi is now a big model he also thinks that she maybe a prostitute now,i have seen plenty of worst films but this take the Oscar award,and who can forget those lesbian chicks in the car sex scene,the script was missing the spark & the flavor of the true comic timing.The Cast:everyone is lame here doing overacting specially Trevor Moore trying to ape Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura,but this lady Raquel Alessi is wasted here she got the looks & can also act wonder why she signed this movie up.Overall Miss March 2009 should be missed but if you like to see Raquel Alessi do watch this at your own risk my rating is 3/10.Skipp It

The problem with pushing the envelope is that for everyone who does it well, there's a legion of imitators who do it poorly. Miss March is one of the numerous ugly cousins of the Judd Apatow raunch-comedy genre. Whereas Apatow and a few others do it cleverly and usually with a point, films like this are dumb, shallow and vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. This movie does distinguish itself by creating a main character who is utterly unsympathetic for the target audience of this sort of thing and then pairing him with a sidekick who couldn't be less realistic or more poorly portrayed than casting a labradoodle to play the reanimated corpse of Jonas Salk.Eugene (Zach Cregger) is a high school dork who preaches abstinence to middle schoolers and is almost deathly afraid of having sex with his smokin' hot girlfriend (Raquel Alessi). Just as they're finally about to make the beast with two backs after prom, Eugene falls down the stairs and into a coma. 4 years later, he wakes up and discovers his then-virginal girlfriend is the latest Playboy Playmate. His best friend Tucker (Trevor Moore), who appears to be some weird amalgam of Johnny Knoxville and Cosmo Kramer, concocts a plan where the two of them will head across the country to the Playboy Mansion to confront Eugene's girlfriend over her harlot ways. The plan gets put into fastforward when Tucker has to flee because he stabbed his girlfriend (Molly Stanton) in the face with a fork when she had an epilepsy seizure while performing oral sex. With the help of a couple of mega-horny lesbians and an old high school friend who's become a rapper named Horsedick.MPEG (Craig Robinson), they finally make to the mansion and everybody has a happy ending. Except, of course, for the poor viewer who sits through this whole unfunny melange.The fundamental problem with Miss March is that there's not a single realistic character or moment in the whole thing. In the Apatow raunch-comedy genre, the whole idea is that they're stories about uncomfortable or taboo areas of human life and relationships. The crudity and grossness is a representation of that honesty, making a joke about something nobody talks about. Everything in this movie is phony and contrived. Without that connection to honest reality, the crudity is just sub-adolescent indulgence. Which can be funny, but only if it's actually done in a very smart way.Unfortunately, in addition to being fake, Miss March is poorly written. Let me give you two examples. Eugene is the main character of the story and is immediately presented to the audience as an asexual dork who frightens young children with his anti-sex obsession. Why should anyone, particularly the fans of raunchy humor, identify or empathize with Eugene? He's more like the bad buy from a teen sex comedy. And at the end of the film, there's a scene of humiliation inflicted on Horsedick.MPEG and it's clearly supposed to be one of the big "eewwww!" laughs of the movie. However, humiliation is only funny when it happens to people who deserve it. But there's really no reason for the audience, especially the raunch comedy audience, to resent or dislike Horsedick. He's certainly no more annoying or contemptible than Tucker, who's supposed to be one of the good guys. Since there's no reason for Horsedick to get any "just desserts", it falls almost completely flat when it happens.There are some bare breasts in Miss March, though Eugene's beautiful girlfriend never gets naked, which is about as big a bait-and-switch as you'll find. If you're really stupid, it's also possible you might laugh at this stuff. Other than desperately horny morons, however, no one should watch this thing.

I saw this on my local listings and read the description, and being 17 said to myself "This is my type of move!" And this is how I set to record one of the funniest, yet, mediocre films I have ever seen.It takes me back just one month, and the eve of my graduation, getting drunk with all of my friends in celebration, and this is how this movie really connects to its audience. It will appear to the younger generation, probably ages 15-23 in particular. This movie started off in a good way, showing how one boys coming of age as such, when he finds a playboy. He immediately stops pretending the floor is made of Lava and walks off looking at this magazine. fast forward to senior year! The same two, Same personalities, Tucker the women objectifier and self professed playa, and then Eugene, a kind hearted one lady man. They are just two best friends talking about what most teenage boys do, sex and girls. I wont go any further on the subject, because i may ruin the film for you, but it is a great flick!As we go further into this film, four years on from senior year, an ingenious baseball bat trick and strobe lights all come together to form one hell of a journey! This film is laughs a minute and is pure gold! This is getting a bad rap from many, but in order to love this film, you have to be just as immature as Tucker! It has some of the best lines i have ever heard, that had me in stitches! And many moments when i was crying in laughter, Miss March provides comedy in a stunning way.This crazy storyline is so out there, it is believable! Now if you did not like the film, Sex Drive, please do not pick this film up! You probably wont like this film, however if you did, or you are in for a laid back teenager comic flick, give this one a go! You never know, it might be your favourite movie of all time!This is not the perfect film, acting is really hurt in some key moments of the film, but the positives just prove to be the success story in this whole production and i would be proud to have had this film on my resume! and believe me when i tell you this, Straws and the phrase ".mpeg" will take on a whole new meaning to you after this film.3.2/5 Stars

I think that this movie is a perfect example of the weaknesses of IMDb. You get too many people of the wrong mindset reviewing this movie. Being a huge fan of Youtube's "The Whitest Kids U' Know", I found the humour in this movie spot on. It is MEANT to be completely over the top (with some real cringy bits). Its just what they do, and to be honest, not many could do it better.Yes, this film may not deserve a reputation for anything other than just another Teen movie, but in my books its darn good, and more than anything else, it made me feel a lot happier inside. Is that a bad thing?Basically, if you are someone who is going to watch this movie without being able to handle sick, crude jokes, then why review it? it isn't for you. That's quite simple.So in the words of Tucker himself, I would rate this film "A perfect seven".