Stan Helsing

R 3.6
2009 1 hr 30 min Horror , Comedy

A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

  • Cast:
    Steve Howey , Diora Baird , Leslie Nielsen , Kenan Thompson , Tara Wilson , Ben Cotton , Ildiko Ferenczi

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Reviews

Hellen
2009/10/27

I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

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Spidersecu
2009/10/28

Don't Believe the Hype

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Glimmerubro
2009/10/29

It is not deep, but it is fun to watch. It does have a bit more of an edge to it than other similar films.

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KnotStronger
2009/10/30

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

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mrivas-42691
2009/10/31

Cheesy, drawn out, cheap, not funny. Film either tries too much or not enough and never meets a happy median.

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Ilpo T
2009/11/01

This is low budget film but there is good atmosphere and moments enough so you can watch through.When you watch it in mood you know what to expect kind of.. then it is value of lost time.You can see they are having good timeso it spread to you too maybe.Not much is lost if you stop watching.After film you get to thinking what did not happen. That is good also.There is probably all monsters as they promise. Film is sexy but not too much. Things are in balance.

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curiosarcana
2009/11/02

Despite the poor reviews, I gave it a try. I LOVE horror comedy. On the comedy scale I gave this a two. On the horror scale it's an absolute ZERO.Leslie Nielsen is wonderful, but his role is sadly minimal. The monsters, such as they are, are present, but never actually injure, attack, or kill anybody! Our "heroes" spend ninety percent of the movie running away from them.There is NO morbid humor whatsoever. All of the jokes, and as far as I can remember, and I do mean ALL of them, are sex or potty related. Better than half of them are poorly timed or badly executed, and while we can tell that it was supposed to be funny, it doesn't manage to actually evoke that much laughter.The first half hour, I was thinking "this isn't so bad", expecting it to get better as the action ramped up. An hour later, it still hadn't.Regardless of whether you're looking for laughs or blood, you'll find neither one here.

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aesgaard41
2009/11/03

I don't really need to remind you why this movie stinks, do I? It suffers from the same problems that made "Date Movie," "Epic Movie," "Meet the Spartans," "Disaster Movie," "Vampire Sucks" and the rest. Like the others, it has no plot, no jokes and really bad actors. Someone want to tell me why people see comedy classics like "Airplane" and "The Naked Gun," and think, "Hey, I could do that." Un, no you can't, otherwise we would not have yet another waste of studio money called "Stan Helsing." I mean, let's look at this story. It's about a guy who gets lost trying to deliver some movies. That's it. This isn't a movie. It's a series of clips making bad references to better movies in a weak time line of incidents with a lot of gay references and bathroom humor in between. There's a lot of exposition waiting for something to happen, build-ups to plot points that never happen and when the movie runs out of time, there's a rush to create something worthwhile. Out of no where, the video guy suddenly "learns" he's of a long line of monster hunters and goes all "Three Stooges" on some alleged serial killers dressed as someone's interpretations of some popular killers of the "blood and gore" movies that pass themselves off as horror movies today. The worst part about this movie is that the actors here think they're pulling off a funny comedy, but they're not. What they're doing is embarrassing themselves. I just got to ask: have our comedy expectations sunk so low that we are expected to laugh at people putting themselves up to ridicule? Have we really become that sophomoric as a society? I mean, when I compare this movie this much higher edge comedy like "Airplane" which was even considered sophomoric for its time, I long for the days when we still had comedy teams and comedy shorts.

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