Why so much hype?

The Age of Commercialism

Fantastic!

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) are the store clerks from Kevin Smith's previous indie Tusk. The Colleens are best friends for most of their 15 and a half years. The sophomores are excited being invited to a 12th grade party until they face miniature Nazi bratwurst soldiers.This has a few fun moments mostly by the clueless phone-obsessed girlie chemistry of the Colleens. The "About" can get repetitive. Kevin Smith is making the broadest of Canadian references like naming the high school Terry Fox. Oddly, he tackles a real name from Canadian Nazi past. Like Red State, he doing political satire in very broad strokes which doesn't really work. He goes down some strange paths which is not to everybody's tastes. If anything, the girls work best doing more realistic stuff like getting their phones taken away. The Colleens are wacky enough that they could exist in a more normal story. It's just that Kevin Smith is on weird trip and not everybody will enjoy the ride.

Collen C. (Lily-Rose Depp) and Collen M. (Harley Quinn Smith) are sophomores who work at the Canadian "Eh-2-Zed" convenience store where they practice their band in the back room. They take yoga at the strip mall from Yogi Bayer. One night Puppetmaster style Nazi bratwurst invade the store....The film is comedy and not horror. It makes fun of everything Canadian, more so than "Canadian Bacon." I originally believed this was made by Canadians making fun of themselves until I saw this was shot in California. Too late. I already laughed. The film also makes sport of our over crazed smart phone teens who love celebrity and everything outside of the real world...also the target audience-whoops. The humor was quirky. I loved "Pucky Charms" cereal as well as the girls inability to sing and their gems like, "Nothing is as bad as Canadian Idol." Stupid, smart, and fun. This is not for everyone.Guide: No swearing, sex or nudity. Sexual references. You must do a shot every time someone says "aboot" and feel free to stop 10 minutes into the film.

Going into this expecting something like Clerks would be a disservice. To the film of course, but most importantly to yourself. Just watch this for what it is. A silly movie who does not take anything seriously. You may like or hate the fact that Smith and Depp have their daughters in this. Some actually are obviously annoyed by the fact they got roles just for being related to someone. But then again, they also had a smaller part in Tusk. As the same characters I may add.Whatever your feelings for the casting process is, will determine your feelings towards the movie itself. Also your willingness to be silly and take the jokes for what they are. The effects are also mostly to be taken with a grain of salt. There is not much of a story, not that you suspected any different ...

see... if you looking to my profile in twitter you will notice I'm considered one of the most biggest movies reviewer in KSA,the problem is that also i'm knowing as hard minded in giving rates to movies people always say to me like 'what i want' in movies and why hardly i give big ratings, there is many things should be in a movie so it make it PERFECT like (( Yoga Hosers )) i will tell you dear reader what those:- 1- acting natural and not being scared at all - Lilly Rose and her friend in movie let you feel that they are not acting at all, the way you see them laugh and stuff you will naturally feel it as they not acting even they post in movie their first takes, also you will feel that they was having fun making this movie, this is important to make the movie even more success! 2- start strong, stay strong & end strong - this movie Literally will not make you get bored all the way till the end, even boring conversations will make you laugh ! 3- more stuff to see - i watch this movie twice, in the second time i discovered stuff that i didn't notice in the first watch... and i don't mind at all watching this movie third forth and fifth time etc...i don't know how to thank team yoga hosers, making something that I really REALLY liked !