So much average

Excellent, Without a doubt!!

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

This movie goes along pretty well to start. You are like "ok ok i can dig it, a lil slow, but its going" and then in a snap of the fingers you find yourself on a speeding locomotive called Crazy Train. Its not jump scary, and to call it psychologically unsettling doesnt do it justice. You will feel creeped out, and jsut that the movie is so wrong in everything, and by that, it does it right. I didnt particularly enjoy the film personally, but it does what it set out to do. Its deranged, its grotesque, its bizarre beyond belief. And I think that is why it probably didnt do as well in the box office....its gonna be one of those films that performed poorly in revenue but years later down the road it will become a cult classic. The ending, in my opinion, was very lack luster. That is probably because I expected the typical ending and that didnt happen.

I agree with many previous reviewers' comments; the measly budget already completely wasted on this travesty of a film should have been donated to charity instead. Further, the writer-director should have allowed this utter embarrassment of a film to remain squarely at the stage of "an idea in his head" ... and promptly left to dissipate, never see the light of day. Unfortunately for the human race, oxygen and brain cells and time (that could have been better spent watching paint dry) were wasted on this ghastly, putrid endeavor.

So, it took me longer to see this one than I would have guessed, just because this type of movie is what I love, but what I saw was a little bit different than what I expected. I'm gonna check out Yoga Hosers soon, but as for this one: I liked it, and it was different than I expected which is really why I give it the high rating, because I also found that it dipped a bit in certain parts and around the halfway mark you start kind of wondering what exactly you're waiting around for because it feels like what you might worry about happening has already happened. Still, seeing Justin Long wail like that was pretty funny. Worth a watch, but maybe only one.

I feel incredibly ill after watching this. I feel ill will towards anyone with any part in this. It didn't help that Netflix's description made it sound like a more typical creature feature instead of the cringe, awkward, Human Centipede rip-off that it was. I'm still processing....I'm a horror fan, suspense/thriller fan. I can handle saw, but I was not mentally prepared for this. I only wish I could forget this. 1 star cause 0 isn't an option.