Killing Hasselhoff
A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancé. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.
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- Cast:
- David Hasselhoff , Justin Bieber , Ken Jeong , Carlos PenaVega , Jon Lovitz , Rhys Darby , Flula Borg
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That was an excellent one.
Simply A Masterpiece
A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."
It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.
Chris Kidd (Ken Jong) finds himself in deep financial trouble. He owes Wasserstein (Will Sasso) a large amount of money. He also has Hasselhoff in the celebrity death pool and if Hasselhoff dies, Chris' money problems are over. The unfortunate thing is we know he doesn't kill David, but takes a bullet for him, the opening plot spoiler. Some of the film had some fair comedy, but the slapstick at the end dragged on and wasn't that good, bringing down the whole production.The film also includes chocolate cake, the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen.PLOT SPOILER: They really messed up the ending. When Hasselhoff was dancing, he should have grabbed his heart and fall to the ground...even if pretending.Guide: F-word. Nudity (Rebecca Olejniczak) Warning: also stars Howie Mandel, Jon Lovitz, and Justin Bieber.
If something makes me laugh, even a couple of times, I can be very forgiving. It's difficult to believe that in this day and age a film project can be so incredibly amateurish. They beat a few of the jokes into the ground. The production values seemed like a bad First Communion video shot by your uncle. Still, I laughed a couple times which is more than I can say for a lot of bigger budget "comedies" of the Adam Sandler variety. Just about every decent joke in the movie they stuffed into the trailer so you really aren't going to be surprised if you bother to watch the film. It's just about what you would expect it to be: a vulgar and childish that—in my estimation—connects for a few good jokes.
This film, I imagine, is meant to be a raunchy black comedy. Well, it certainly is raunchy as well as lewd, crude, and, in my opinion, terribly unfunny. Ken Jeong stars here as Chris, whose life is in shambles and sees his only way out is to kill David Hasselhoff and win his Celebrity Death Pool, which has grown to over 500 thousand dollars. There are some decent performances here such as Will Sasso as a loan shark, Colton Dunn as a gay hit-man, and Hasselhoff does well parodying himself.However, it just all added up to me as painful to watch silliness. Mercifully, it's only 1 hr. and 20 min.in length.
Such a spectacular film in regards to message and scope it was brilliant the brilliantly casted cast is brilliant. David Hasselhod is still the king of the ring and will never ever take a ding i love it. Last time i watched a movie this great was when i saw joe dirt for the first time in theatres wow what an experience i can go on and on and on about joe dirt but i wont. Killing hasselhoff was the best movie since joe dirt 2