The Walking Deceased
A group of survivors from all walks of the apocalypse – an idiotic Sheriff with definite coma-induced brain damage, his hardass son and a hobo with only a crossbow to stave off the walking dead, four squabbling friends forced to survive this zombieland together, and a lonely zombie who just needs love to fully regain his warm body – leave their once-safe mall hideout in search of the rumored Safe Haven Ranch, a refuge untouched by the zombie virus that has ravaged humanity.
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- Cast:
- Tim Ogletree , Troy Ogletree , Dave Sheridan , Joey Oglesby , Sophia Ali , Danielle Garcia , Mason Dakota Galyon
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best movie i've ever seen.
I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.
The tone of this movie is interesting -- the stakes are both dramatic and high, but it's balanced with a lot of fun, tongue and cheek dialogue.
Honestly, i wish I could enjoy this film, as I force myself to laugh at scenes which are so awkwardly unfunny. Such as a 5 minute scene of constant cross cutting between two cars of which the characters discuss things, it drops in a couple of jokes that are so...bad.Acting is what you'd expect in a film like this however, I did enjoy Carol (or Chris or whatever his name is) as this kid seems to be aggressive and fun. A character I HUGELY didn't enjoy was Romeo, the zombie. His narrative voice is so bad and cringe-worthy that it's painful to watch. Apart from the acting, another segment that truly got on my nerves was how it's high (on marijuana segment). Another example of at least 5 minutes being spent on pointless, unfunny and awkward comments between characters. The awkward flirting was meant to be funny but it sure as hell wasn't. The whole thing also seems to try force-feed the idea that drugs are good idea. It feels so forced, it wasn't needed in any way and yet the writer put it in there. Like 2 minutes of them laughing and smashing small objects. Uh-hu, because increasing the pitch of a character and slowing it down so that u can experience all there laughing sure is funny. The only part I found funny, of which I found EXTREMELY FUNNY, was when in the beginning, our main protagonist has to get his first kill, it's a little girl. He says that he doesn't want his to first kill to be a girl only for the girl to turn around and say she isn't a zombie and is looking for her father. He then replies "that's what a zombie would say" and shoots her. He walks a bit forwards to a car where her father is asleep in the car and wakes up to say "have you seen my daughter?" That cracked me up. This is the only part that made me truly laugh. In a comedy.
If you haven't watched the zombie movies being spoofed, you won't get it. If you don't have a sense of humor, then don't bother watching a comedy. This is a lampooning mash-up mostly of "The Walking Dead", "Warm Bodies", and "Zombieland". If you loved them, then you will love this. There are sprinkles of other classics that makes me want to watch it again to see what else I can catch. "Dawn of the Dead", "Shaun of the Dead", "World War Z" are represented. I haven't seen every zombie movie so I couldn't tell ya everything. "You're name is Romero?" I laughed every time the wannabe "Rick" character mistakingly calls his kid Carl. At my house we routinely say F-N CARL!! Maybe it's just us. We think it's funny. There might not be Twitter or Twinkies, but there are zombie strippers. Don't let the uptight haters dissuade you from this one. It's not an Oscar winning movie, it's a silly fun movie.
As you've probably guessed from the majority of reviews about this, the movie is awful. As a fan of The Walking Dead I had hopes for this movie but unfortunately it failed miserably. I think the main purpose of a spoof movie is for it to be funny. Alas this was not. It seemed like it was being made up as it went along with the same laboured lines and skits constantly being used. They were either unfunny or weak to start with but after a short time of the same lines, quirks and scenes being churned out it was just bloody annoying. In short, poor acting, terrible unfunny script,low budget and just a mess of a movie. Whoever gave this high marks in previous reviews either watched a different movie or works for the production company.
This movie was that bad it's really not worthy of a review, it was one of the worst spoofs I've ever seen in my life!...There was nothing humorous about it at all. The acting was terrible, the story line was plain stupid. I'm pretty sure I fell asleep at least five or six times whilst watching it. At times I felt embarrassed for the people involved in the making of this movie. I'm very sure their intentions were good when they had the idea of making this spoof of the walking dead TV series crossed with warm bodies the movie but it was just plain bad and it failed to deliver. I don't think i even chuckled once in the entire viewing of this movie. If you really want to save your money plus an hour and a half of your life then don't watch this extremely boring attempt at humor just give it a miss big time!