Asian School Girls
Kidnapped by a Los Angeles crime syndicate, a group of schoolgirls must fight and seduce their way to vengeance after one of them committed suicide, teaching the criminals a lesson in kicking butt and taking names.
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- Cast:
- Minnie Scarlet , Sam Aotaki , Belle Hengsathorn , Andrew Callahan , John C. Epperson , William Thomas Jones , Xin Sarith Wuku
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Very well executed
The greatest movie ever made..!
Dreadfully Boring
There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.
This is the worst film I've ever seen. On the same level as Spring Breakers. These 4 girls enter a club with fake IDs. The rest is soft-core porn, violence, and other graphic things. This shouldn't even be released, this should be BANNED. If I made a movie like this and pitched it to someone, it would get rejected immediately. From the graphic closeup of scratches on someone's crotch, to the scene where 2 of them make out and a bare breast can be seen, to the rape, this is nothing but hardcore porn. It's also a bit racist, and you can tell with the title and the movie itself. Finally, it's by The Asylum, need I say more? This'll hold a place in my heart in the most malicious sense. A pornographic, violent, quarter-racist monstrosity. I give it minus infinity out of 10. Basically Sharknado is pretty goddamn awful from what I've heard, but this...
The title and cover art led me to believe this was going to be a fun, tongue-in-cheek Roger Corman/Tarantino-esque action flick. Perish that thought and burn it with fire. "Asian School Girls" is literally about Asian schoolgirls...flaunting just about every Western stereotype about Asian women. That's it. It's not ironic or deliberately schlocky. This doesn't even qualify as one of those "so bad, it's good" films. The entire production has the appearance of a soft core porno that was hurriedly converted into a micro-budget revenge thriller after being rejected by HBO-Z. Which is a shame, considering had it stayed a porno, one could suspend a whole lot more disbelief. Like how four obvious porn actresses inked from head to toe could pass as 16 year-old highschool girls. I've said enough. This is one of the most cringe-worthy, racist films I've watched in over 33 years of life. Anyone giving this garbage positive reviews is either a huge creep or friends with the director.
Not that the title Asian School Girls was not a big clue.This movie falls into so many stereotypes, I'm surprise there wasn't a car chase were they could show off how awful Asians are suppose to be at driving, but I guess that would have put the budget at 20 dollars.Give it to the house of Mockbusters they showed balls being straight up serious with this one. It's almost like a Soft-core porn without the simulated sex scenes, completely geared towards anyone with a dragon chick fetish In all fairness, the movie could have been better if the studio was not so obliviously exploiting Asain girls. It had a great Kill Bill-like revenge plot that focus more on hot chicks looking hot than paying homage to Asian cinema It does have so bad it's good potential,and there is nudity, but it can leave you feeling shameful that you found pleasure in it.
Yes, white men have yellow fever. Yes, white writers and directors produce these sexist semi-porn movies that place Asian female actresses into horrible roles that make them the easy sex objects of white men. Given that no Asians were part of the writing, directing, and producing, this film was written by the white man for the white male audience. Asian women should simply reject these roles that make them into the targets of white guys' sexual desires. The fact that this stupid movie was actually written, acted, filmed, and distributed is saddening. And of course, Asian men are non-existent in this movie. Even the revenge and victory over the rapists was completely unrealistic. The fighting scenes are sorry and unconvincing. I wish I could write the films, because I have better ideas and script-writing skills. the background music is loud and annoying. How could anyone have funded this horrible film?