Run! Bitch Run!
Things go horribly wrong when Catherine and Rebecca, two Catholic School girls, knock on the wrong door while selling Religious paraphernalia.
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- Cast:
- Cheryl Lyone , Ivet Corvea , Christina DeRosa , Daeg Faerch , Peter Tahoe , Patricia Grant , Chenoa Mason
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If you don't like this, we can't be friends.
Boring
Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.
The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;
In the intro we meet a bunch of creeps in what is described as a whorehouse. Although they don't think twice about killing the customers.Two girls from a Christian school travel around selling bibles door to door. They're not doing well and even get robbed by a little kid. When they stop at the whorehouse you just know things are going to get ugly. Sure enough, the two girls are grabbed, one of them is raped and dies when she's forced to play Russian roulette. The other one is taken to the woods where she's given a chance to escape, but the main bad guy catches up with her and rapes her. She's then is offered to a secondary bad guy to be raped and killed. However, she manages to escape when he has second thoughts upon seeing her crucifix, not before beating her a little.She ends up running around the woods naked till she ends up on a road and collapses. She's brought to a hospital where the doctor makes it sound like she's on the verge of death for reasons unknown. Not so fast...a few moments later she wakes up, grabs a nurse's uniform, finds her car, and drives back the the whorehouse to take brutal revenge.The story had been told many times before. What does Run! Bitch Run! offer? Not much really. It's low budget, so it doesn't look polished. Audio is even worse, no, it's downright terrible. Except for the music, which sounds good and it's pretty much constant and loud. Too bad they didn't pay as much attention to the actors voices. There are actually some neat tunes among the non-stop music, which is similar to the stuff Tarantino uses. I'm not even sure what genre it is. The principal cast does a good job acting, especially Peter Tahoe and Ivet Corvea. Some of the secondary cast don't seem to be actors at all. There's some violence, some nudity. The female cast is somewhat attractive, in particular Christina DeRosa whose character unfortunately only gets only little screen time. Writer/director Guzman likes his sexploitation pretty crude and this movie captures the spirit but doesn't quite deliver enough violence or nudity, or quality audio. Compared to other movies, what the main character goes through, isn't THAT bad. But then again, for the budget, this movie turned out pretty well. It's with Nude Nuns with Big Guns that this crew get's a better chance to show what it can do.
I went into this movie thinking I would know what to expect and that I knew more about life. Thankfully it was a real eye opener and great writing and plot. The plot as anyone who knows me would testify is what my life is about! run bitch run ... such true words. The location was excellent I am used to New york locations but know that in life to expect varied photography. Without giving anything away am used not to running away I tried but then tried to stand up for myself but was caught. The title is really excellent but does not really show how much of a RUN Ill have to do - also who would know more about bitches than me - the king bitch!
Catherine and Rebecca, two Catholic schoolgirls, travel door to door selling religious items in order to raise money to continue their valuable education. Of course, they approach the wrong place and are attacked by really bad men. After a brutal encounter, the girls are left for dead. Catherine picks herself up and manages to obtain weaponry to seek revenge on the evil doers. This has been done much better before with I Spit on Your Grave or Last House on the Left. Low budget does not mean bad; it is in this case; the acting is horrendous, there is no structure, and the editing must have been done by someone wearing blindfolds. I can appreciate campy, but Run Bitch Run never reaches that level. Writer-director Joseph Guzman should never be allowed anywhere near a camera for the rest of his natural life.
This film is a putrid attempt to remake a drive-in trash film from the '70's but you know all that from the other reviews. I like a good tribute to trash and this is not it. If you feel you must see this then I advise that you watch the 3 minute trailer. It contains all the bloodletting and nudity you'll need to see. Plus it makes the film seem that much more intense and interesting than it really is. Pathetic acting ALL THE WAY AROUND make this a true time waster. If you get your kicks looking at Playboy level sweater meat then by all means, have at it. There are boobs a plenty on display but, with one exception, they are attached to some damned ugly women! Save your time and money and frustration level and SKIP THIS. It's so bad I didn't even keep a copy for myself and I copied "Crazy Fat Ethel (pt.2)" for Chrissakes!!