No Sex Please: We're British

5.4
1973 1 hr 25 min Comedy

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

  • Cast:
    Ronnie Corbett , Beryl Reid , Arthur Lowe , Ian Ogilvy , Susan Penhaligon , Michael Bates , Cheryl Hall

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Reviews

TinsHeadline
1973/07/25

Touches You

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Lovesusti
1973/07/26

The Worst Film Ever

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Afouotos
1973/07/27

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

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Deanna
1973/07/28

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

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