We Are Zombies
6.5
2023
1 hr 20 min
Horror
, Comedy
, Thriller
In a city infested with the LIVING-IMPAIRED aka non-cannibal zombies - three slackers after easy money must fight small-time crooks and an evil megacorporation to save their kidnapped grandma.
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- Cast：
- Alexandre Nachi , Derek Johns , Megan Peta Hill , Clare Coulter , Benz Antoine , Vincent Leclerc , Carlo Mestroni
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Reviews
How sad is this?
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I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible
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a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
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One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.
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