The VelociPastor
5.1
2018
1 hr 15 min
Horror
, Action
, Comedy
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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- Cast：
- Greg Cohan , Alyssa Kempinski , Claire Hsu , Aurelio Voltaire , Nicholas M. Garofolo , Jesse Turits
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Fantastic!
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If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
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It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.
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A terrific literary drama and character piece that shows how the process of creating art can be seen differently by those doing it and those looking at it from the outside.
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