The Worst Film Ever

It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.

The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

The Bonesetter, a child-killer long thought destroyed is brought back when a minion of his abducts some children on sacrifices them so that the monster can live again. Kyle (writer/director Brett Kelly) once again has to put a stop to the beast with the help of his police officer friend, Jackman (Mark Courneyea, reprising his role from the first film). This time around the Bonesetter takes an interest in Kyle's pregnant wife as well.I have never seen the first Bonesetter film (unlike this one it's not on Instant Netflix viewing and I'm not going to be bothered going out of my way to rent it). But to the best of my deductive abilities this film seems pretty much like a retread of the previous film. It has atrocious acting, some unintentionally funny (the crazy eyes scene) and other just abysmal (the woman who play's Jackman's girlfriend is particularly heinous) Oh and the movie goes out of it's way to insult mentally disabled people in such an unfeeling way that Barry 'my bowling is like the special Olympics' Hussein Obama himself would be proud.My Grade: F

The townspeople thought they had killed the Bonesetter, but here he is again hunting children. How original! We have lots of scum hunting down children all over America, why do we need this guy? And, here's that "R" word again! The real "town retard" is the person who is so stupid to use that word.Gather family and friends to make a home movie and put Debbie Rochon in it for two minutes to suck in people like me who are obsessed. Way to go Brett. You got me.I really hate it when you rely on deux ex machina more than once in a story.