The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make

3
2008 1 hr 50 min Horror , Comedy

A romantic couple run from the law after accidentally killing one of their friends. They encounter every imaginable monster that has appeared in horror movies in a modern day version of Dante's Inferno. Will the trials that befall them strengthen them and reveal sublime virtues, or will the duo fall prey to the darker side of the mind?

  • Cast:
    Debbie D

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Reviews

Clevercell
2008/03/18

Very disappointing...

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Allison Davies
2008/03/19

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

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Lachlan Coulson
2008/03/20

This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

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Jenni Devyn
2008/03/21

Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

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man-who-watches-crap
2008/03/22

It states that this is a remake of an earlier movie that was taken out of circulation. I can't imagine a lamer movie than this, so if this is the remake I guess the first was atrocious. Bill tries hard, and I am a fan, but this is like watching Date Movie, where every cliché and stereotype is trotted out to try and make it the ultimate parody but ultimately falls flat.I won't go through the plot but will just touch on the things he tries to offend with- treatment of women, Christianity, rape, gay rape, gays in military, feces, bad puns (axe me about it) and other stuff that I just can't remember.I watched this movie some time ago, but had to watch it again for this review because it's just not memorable.It is still however a must see, because Hey! it's Bill Zebub and you don't want to miss one of his.

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