1313: Bigfoot Island
On an island in the Pacific Northwest, a young woman calls to ancient spirits in order to right the wrongs inflicted on her. For this she summons the mythical beast that has long been rumored to roam the verdant forests. Nearby, a young man readies a cabin for the arrival of his friends. They’ve been coming to this place every year since they were kids, to relax and shape up before the start of a new college year. Only this time, they’re about to meet their worst nightmare.
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- Cast:
- Adam Ballantyne , Callum Gunn , Steven Love , Levi Meaden
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What a beautiful movie!
There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.
I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.
BIGFOOT ISLAND is the first in this interminable '1313' film series that I've seen which doesn't take place in the same white Californian mansion. Instead this one takes place on a lush green island where the sinister presence of Bigfoot stalks the usual bunch of young shirtless men who spend an age wandering around and looking for direction. The change of setting is nice, but this is far from a 'proper' movie, just an excuse to show acres of naked male flesh while the director looks on and rubs his hands with glee.
oh my god where do I start..do I really need to see a movie with every guy in it walking around without his shirt on...horrific acting,and it seems like every scene was of a shirtless guy walking thru a trail then getting sliced buy an obvious man in a $3 dollar gorilla suit....holy heck that's 76 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back..i rather put my hand in a deep fryer then to watch this mess..i think I would have a better time...if I could give it minus 20 stars I would..the only redeeming value was the lush scenery which was pretty nice...but other then that you are better off watching a 3 hour insurance seminar.the director was somehow obsessed with showing the same trees over and over.it was pure torture to watch.the first fifteen minutes there was nothing said.just some guy walking around with his shirt off.
I am a fan of new horror movies, heck I'm a fan of ones with hot guys in them, but this was just bad. The face of Bigfoot was scary and good so that's one 1 star, the guys were hot another 2 stars and the scenery was great another star, but as far as everything else went, i almost fell asleep 10 minutes in, enough scenery shots, get to the movie and learn how to create a monster. Huge kudos's again for the hot guys but my god this wasn't even a B rating. Huge fail and i had such high hopes. If i saw one more scene of the camera staring up at the tops of trees i think i was gong to scream. A 5 year old could redo this movie and make a better Bigfoot, and what is up with Red, really red Bigfoot what did he fall into a vat of red paint?
Talk about a video with no redeeming value at all. All you get in this home video is several white boys with no shirts attempting to act very gay and sexy running through the forest with each killed by a man in a very cheap and baggy ape costume. The editor uses the same footage of certain shots over and over again. A young teenage girl prays to the forest spirit and that all she does over and over and over again. Oh God please strike me with blindness so I could never blight myself by watching this offering from Satan's outhouse again! Believe me folks you would rather be struck down with smallpox than view this flatulence from the bowels of the Antichrist himself. At the end there is an attempt at acting that could be better compared by two infants blowing spit bubbles and regurgitating on one another. Im not kidding folks, this video is that bad. In conclusion, this film was not as enjoyable as dinning on my newborns messy diaper.