What a waste of my time!!!

Load of rubbish!!

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

Greta Garbo's last silent film finds her unhappily married to Andres Randalf, tearfully fending off the advances of old boyfriend Conrad Nagel and letting young and callow Lew Ayres steal A Kiss from her. Ayres is the son of Holmes Herbert who is her husband's business partner complicating things even more.You can't blame Ayres though. In that last silent film Garbo is certainly at her most alluring and she carries the film off beautifully.Ayres is thinking with his male member and he's at an age where there is more tendency to do that. When Randalf catches him with Garbo he starts beating on the kid as any jealous husband would. He gets shot for his troubles and Garbo is arrested. She also shields young Ayres telling him to leave the premises.This is where Nagel comes in. Even without dialog as per usual in a courtroom scene he does well in putting over the dramatic impact of the trial. All actors love courtroom drama and Nagel gets some good innings in here. I have to say though, French forensics leave a lot to be desired if they are manipulated in the way they are.In the hands of a lesser actress The Kiss would have been melodramatic claptrap. But Garbo can make anything look positively poetical.

I often see stills from this movie accompanying articles about art direction of the 1920s. Stressing the claustrophobic ceilings and the pointed triangular furniture where Irene (Garbo) lives with her husband (Anders Randolph) with whom she is caught in a loveless marriage, the extreme surroundings mirror their tense lives. MGM embraced the stark modernistic Art Deco style, their films were always aimed at the wealthier members of the audience or the poor audiences that envied the rich. The "average" MGM family of the 20s were usually wealthy, who lived in a mad whirl of parties, often taking place on yachts ("Our Dancing Daughters" is a good example).In my opinion, along with "A Woman of Affairs", this is my favourite Garbo film. It was her last silent - released late in 1929 and once again she gave a strong, mesmerizing performance even though the men in the movie (Conrad Nagel, Anders Randolph, Lew Ayres) lacked dynamism and at just over an hour an extraordinarily short running time for a Garbo film.Irene (Garbo) is having a very discreet affair with Andre (Nagel), she begs him to take her away but he is concerned for her reputation and wants to confront her husband, blustering, quick tempered Charles (Anders Randolph - yes Anders Randolph - how did that ever happen, was she in a daze until their honeymoon!!!) - who is not above having Irene tailed!! The only thing of interest the "trailer" has in his book is the amount of time Irene spends with young Pierre (Ayres) who just happens to be her messenger boy and dog handler. Unbeknownst to everyone Pierre is infatuated with Irene. Charles is on the verge of bankruptcy but LaSalle, Pierre's father offers to bail him out, however on the way to the meeting Charles suffers a slight heart attack and instructs his driver to return home. He walks right in on a playful kiss between Irene and Pierre but by the end of the evening Charles is dead and Pierre has staggered home, dishevelled and bloody.The last part of the movie has a couple of innovative sequences. When Irene is questioned by the detectives she is hesitant and changes her story, but the viewer sees it in flashback - are the windows open, no they are closed, what time was it - the clock hands go haywire and instead of 9.30 pm it is now 9.10 pm - she constantly stumbles, recollects and fabricates. At the trial (Andre has returned to represent her) her stark black Adrian designed hat almost turns her into an Art Deco decoration as she is photographed from below, sitting in the witness box.Lew Ayres made a spontaneous, eager Pierre. He was a protégé of Paul Bern and had had a bit part in "The Sophomore" but when Bern moved to MGM he thought of Lew for the role of the youthful Pierre in "The Kiss".

Kiss, The (1929) *** (out of 4) A flirtatious married woman (Greta Garbo) has an innocent relationship with a young kid (Lew Ayres) but when she gives him a friendly kiss goodbye tragedy follows. The main highlight here is Garbo, in her final silent and Ayres, in his film debut and their chemistry together. The two work remarkably well together and their innocent relationship really comes off as fun. The "tragedy" that happens plays out well but the really poor direction by Jacques Feyder kills this from being better. The TCM print ran 62 minutes but Maltin's book lists the running time at 82 minutes. I don't think anything was cut but instead they played the film at a higher FPS rate. This was also MGM's final silent picture.

"The Kiss" has a fairly predictable plot, but interesting acting from the excellent cast keeps you watching on this one. As others wrote, the Vitaphone soundtrack here was pretty poor, except for one section; all the melodies have been used before in many silent films. Listening to classical Tchaikovsky is not really appropriate for a modern film like "The Kiss."Greta has some great closeups in this film, but in certain sections seems to be sleepwalking through her role. Conrad Nagel was a delight to watch, he always seemed much more handsome on screen than in his still photos. He is the hero in this film, if the film could really be said to have a hero after everyone lies in court.Lew Ayres was adorable, and had to have made a great impression on studio bosses when the film was first released, for he went straight from this film into his classic "All Quiet On The Western Front", which made him a star. Holmes Herbert, so good in Pola Negri's "A Woman of the World", here is aged with makeup and plays Lew Ayres' father convincingly. Anders Randolf was a bit jarring as Greta's husband, but his performance was fine too.The print was decent on this MGM release, compared to another Garbo feature, "The Single Standard", made earlier. But of both films, "The Single Standard" is by far the superior film technically, plot-wise, and in its performances, though its print is more worn.