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As Good As It Gets

A lot more amusing than I thought it would be.

Simple and well acted, it has tension enough to knot the stomach.

After the Amazing Resident Evil: Extinction we get Resident Evil: After Life which in my opinion is a mess the last 2 sequels were written and produced by Paul W.S Anderson but were directed by different people so maybe that's why i enjoyed them so much this one tho is indeed directed by Anderson who directed the first one and aww my god stop with the 3D the only 3D movie i have seen on the big screen and i enjoyed it was TransFormers 3: Dark of the Moon in here the cgi and 3D is awful and what's wrong with this whole slow motion it worked on the previous film because it was once in a time in the whole movie in here it happens every 2 seconds and also is it just me or does this film copies Matrix way too much? also red eyes which means Terminator and ugly faces with big mouths probably or definitely Predator. I know that i'm talking about the bad stuff and i seem like i hated the movie but honestly i didn't Claire and Alice are the only 2 characters i liked from this movie mostly and i thought Chris and Luther were OK characters also the girl from the 3rd one returns and we also have Valentine in a post credit scene. In the end Resident Evil 4 is a big, loud mess that needs to be involved into something better let's say a better sequel? I hope Resident Evil 5 is better than i remember it. I give After Life a B- and also a 7 out of 10 it's a disappointing entry on the famous Franchise.

RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE is the fourth RESIDENT EVIL movie I've watched and by far the worst of the lot. It's an execrable piece of nonsense, possibly the nadir of Paul W. S. Anderson's career, and that's saying something given the amount of dross this guy has turned out. It's clear that the only idea behind this sequel was to make more money from a semi-successful brand, because there's an entire dearth of ideas and imagination.Once again, the wooden and unlikeable Milla Jovovich plays Alice, a dull cartoon character who goes around shooting zombies in the head and performing various wirework-assisted stunts. The story is very slight, involving her teaming up with a group of survivors trying to get to safety, but when they find themselves trapped inside a building under siege it's predictable zombie film time. Things get sillier and sillier until the ridiculous climax, which has to be seen to be believed.Everything's poor about this film: the writing, the acting, the lunk-headed characters, that dialogue. The CGI effects are noticeably cheap-looking, and I'm glad I didn't see this in 3D as the effects looked poor too. Half the film seems to be ripped off from other stuff: those PREDATOR-mouthed monsters from BLADE 2, that giant axe-swinging guy from SILENT HILL. Needless to say this is a waste of time, even worse than the previous instalments.

Wow..just wow the people that wrote and directed this garbage should be incarcerated to a cell with soft walls, I mean just look at the start of the movie when "Alice" is attacking the Umbrella corp headquarters...I've seen bad movies but this is sad, the potential for making a good Resident evil movie must be out there, I mean is Capcom happy with this piece of poo? Or just ***** some American *****.You can watch it and decide for yourself.It blew the blow out of gundpowder that smokes the wack out of crack...please don't come back.

Paul W.S. Anderson, we know him, we love him, we worship him. He is the eye behind Death Race,Alien Vs. Predator and Pandorum. He is the human entity responsible for the Resident Evil franchise. Part one was great, and part 3 was the supremely painted masterpiece. And dudes, let's just admit it, we love, love love Milla Jovovich. And if we are honest with ourselves, this is why we compulsively pay 12.50 at the theater whenever another crappy Resident Evil chop-shop sequel comes out. We love her buns, her rack, her model-like features, her deep sexy confidence and her barely restrained libido. I speak the truth, and this truth was well known by the producers and even Milla herself. Moving forward with this truth we are now in a position to criticize the most recent addition, which is truly an atrocious aberration of movie making. Just stick with parts 1 and 3, which I give ten stars easily.