Milf
A group of nerdy college guys who can't seem to connect with girls their own age discover the excitement of hooking up with sexy older women.
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- Cast:
- Jack Cullison , Philip Marlatt , Joseph Booton , Ramon Camacho , Amy Lindsay , Molinee Green , Rachel Riley
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Memorable, crazy movie
Captivating movie !
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
There is only one redeeming quality to Milf and that was the performance of Jack Cullison, who has a natural likability and he tries very hard with his barely developed role. Everything else is dire from start to finish. The rest of acting is atrocious with most either over-acting or can't do anything with their roles, while Phillip Marlett is incredibly irritating and Molinere Green only seems to have one expression. They are not helped by their obnoxious and cardboard-cut-out characters and childish and painfully unfunny script, nor by the paper-thin and structurally all-over-the-place story. The sex scenes are unsubtly gratuitous, often Milf read too much like a porn movie, the music is generic just seems to be there with no purpose, the direction didn't look as though it was even there at all and while there are visually cheaper films out there everything just looks too bright and ordinary. All in all, Cullison aside Milf was a dire movie. And just before anybody defending it jumps on my back, I knew what I was expecting beforehand but was hoping that Milf would do something that was watchable. I'm sorry but I found it sloppily executed, thinly plotted, unfunny, distasteful, atrociously acted and annoying, and there was no excuse for that no matter how hard you try to convince me otherwise. 2/10 Bethany Cox
I was actually an extra in the bar scenes in this so I was stoked to see it all put together. They meant for this to be a raunchy college movie but the raunchy (boob scenes) parts were by far the least interesting, not really filmed funny, felt like the boob scenes lasted like 60 seconds too long after the laugh.The dialogue on the script sides were pretty bleh and not really referenced when they shot, pretty much every single line you hear in this movie is improv. Probably better that way. The director seemed indifferent on whether they followed the script or not, he seemed way more concerned about the camera work/lighting and really never gave a direction to the actors. . The one time I saw him direct an actor was in the bar scene, he told Anthony (Phil Marlatt) that in post they were going to add loud bar music and he needs to yell as if he's trying to talk over the music. So Marlatt yelled his lines and then the other actors did not yell during their coverage! I felt bad nobody said anything, guess it kind of works cause Anthony was in shock and drinking all night. The 4 four lead guys were actually all good looking guys in their own right so off the bat it was hard to believe these guys had bad luck with the ladies. I got no complaints on cast though, Jack Cullison was natural in his performance, kept it simple, the way he was in person was pretty much what you saw as the Brandon character. Philip Marlatt is a really funny dude and by far has the most emotional range. The British guy "Nate" got to be a little much for me, a bit theater-ishly big at times, but these 3 guys definitely figured out how to make their own characters seem like guys who don't have much luck with the ladies; Brandon was nerdy and awkward, Anthony was a spaced out, angsty, and over-sensitive, Nate was an obnoxious, 6 year old Austin Powers. Ramon Camacho, "Ross", he was also a good natural actor with charisma, but I had a hard time believing he'd have trouble getting with girls, his pink shirt really only made him look more alpha. Never got to meet the female leads. I thought Jamie Bernadette was uniquely pretty, probably a model/actress, just like anyone else her looks will help her out. Brandons mom was probably cast because she was the only one of the herd of milfs, willing to do nudity, that actually read like a real person. Every other actress with a boob scene probably never got the memo that they were making a narrative feature and not a porno. HATERADE CLEANUP BELOWI see people ripping on so many obvious things about this movie, this is for you; Yes, this movie is a prime target for hecklers to roll around in bitter flavored green muck, so hecklers, wipe the mud from your eyes and take another look at the cover; THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE IS "MILF!" The entire production of this film was taken about as seriously as you were when you decided to watch the film and if you understand film business you will understand the fact of the matter is that the consumer (those of you who watched the movie) was drawn in to a movie based on the cover. You selected Milf, in a genre of goofy-college-raunchy-boob comedy, intended for a 15 year old boy who get to think college will be a sex-crazed party place where no school happens just alcohol and sex. If you're an envious low-budget filmmaker who thinks only big budget films get the breaks, take a lesson from this company. I've been on their set, this was an incredibly low budget film but the difference is they know how to get a movie out there around the world. This is the same production company that makes Megashark vs Giant Octopus, their movies are ridiculous and it works, most people buy their movies knowing what they're going to get, ridiculous. That's a business profile that generates them the opportunity to continue to generate 14 movies a year, I think their method is working for them. Most low budget film and high budget films don't make money, theirs do. That being said, I will join everyone and say the script was a miss. I think it would have been a better movie if it was just the storyline of Brandon and Anthony, best friends both trying to keep the same secret that they've slept with the others mom and see how both characters deal with it. I felt the Nate and Ross bet was basically to make sure to have a lot more boobs in the movie. I think the directors strengths were in cinematography and he didn't care much for story or guiding the actors. Every single actor in this had no long list of credits to their name, if the one film you saw an actor play in was the movie Milf, it's silly to assume anything about their talent. I pretty much got what I was expecting from this movie.
I'm going to be straight up with this movie, it's pretty bad all the way around. The acting is awful and just downright hard to watch for the majority of the movie, and the story/plot doesn't make a lot of sense.However, with that being said there are a couple of moments in this movie where you may catch yourself laughing at the immature humor. This is setup to be like an American Pie style of movie, however it falls way short of that comparison. But for a "Late Night Comedy" it's kind of what you expect, lame sex jokes, lots of nudity, zero character development, and a stupid storyline. I ended up giving it 2 stars because like I mentioned, there are a couple of funny moments, and if you're in the mood for a low budget raunchy comedy this could pass as enjoyable.
OK, I will admit that the title had me, just because it's outrageous.But then I watched the movie, and I loved it even more.First, I will grant that there is a bit of a formula here, but so what. Movies like these are great fun, and if you are willing to go along for the ride, you'll have fun with it.The setups are fun and original. The cast is wonderful, and the whole experience is just a blast.One of the standouts in this movie is definitely Jamie Bernadette. She is cute, funny, and does a great job with what she is given. This is the kind of actress that you know will go places after this movie.I hope all of you get the chance to see this movie. It's a hoot!