Lesbian Vampire Killers

R 5.1
2009 1 hr 26 min Horror , Comedy

With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

  • Cast:
    James Corden , Mathew Horne , Paul McGann , MyAnna Buring , Vera Filatova , Silvia Colloca , Lucy Gaskell

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Reviews

ThiefHott
2009/03/16

Too much of everything

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Invaderbank
2009/03/17

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

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Brainsbell
2009/03/18

The story-telling is good with flashbacks.The film is both funny and heartbreaking. You smile in a scene and get a soulcrushing revelation in the next.

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Raymond Sierra
2009/03/19

The film may be flawed, but its message is not.

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Dave
2009/03/20

This dreadful horror comedy film, set in rural Norfolk, doesn't work on any level. The humour's too pathetic to be funny. The film is too silly to work as a horror film. It's not sexy, either. The writing and acting are awful. Even James Corden (who plays one of the two main characters), admits that it's a very bad film.

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mjsreg
2009/03/21

I like comedy horrors and I finally got around to seeing this film and found it very disappointing.The thing that spoiled it for me was Corden. There is far too much of him playing his usual one-dimensional character that he obviously has not developed and which he thinks is funny but isn't really.In fact, Corden's 'performance' could hardly be called 'acting' in any sense of the word - but that is hardly surprising from this talentless lump with a big mouth. There was far too much of him in this filmHopefully we won't be seeing his smarmy face in any other movies or on television ever again - but perhaps that is hoping for too much.The other actors were brilliant and really embraced the typically British comic element of the film.If you like Corden (goodness knows why) then you may like this film. otherwise it is definitely worth spending your time watching something else.

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Raul Faust
2009/03/22

If this film was at least funny, I would stand watching it to the end. But no, it's utter-boring, the story is two dudes looking for something to do, then they find some hot and stupid chicks who have nothing to add to this film neither anything funny to say. Not to mention the annoying accent they all have.With all these deceptions, how we, spectators, are supposed to keep watching? The writers must do something to make the film work and involve the audience, it's not just putting some people out of nowhere saying stupid things and people will think it's good. Don't even bother!

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kneiss1
2009/03/23

I have been really looking forward to this movie after seeing the nice trailer back in 2009. But yet again, it turned out to be a big disappointment. While everything in this movie looked really cool, and the girls have been really sexy and beautiful, the script had nothing to offer. Bad story, bad characters, and an awfully silly humor. I think I had to smirk a single time in the movie after hearing the idea of gay were wolfs. Overall, the trailer has been more funny, than the movie itself. And I don't think that this can be said about any other movie. This is one of those movies, where the constant bad and silly jokes, destroy all atmosphere, all story, all tension, all interest in the characters - simply everything.

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