Eat Locals

5.4
2017 1 hr 33 min Horror , Action , Comedy

In a quiet countryside farmhouse, Britain's vampires gather for their once-every-fifty-years meeting. Others will be joining them too; Sebastian Crockett, an unwitting Essex boy who thinks he's on a promise with sexy cougar Vanessa; and a detachment of Special Forces vampire killers who have bitten off more than they can chew. This is certainly going to be a night to remember... and for some of them it will be their last.

  • Cast:
    Charlie Cox , Tony Curran , Mackenzie Crook , Freema Agyeman , Eve Myles , Vincent Regan , Lukaz Leong

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Reviews

Odelecol
2017/04/06

Pretty good movie overall. First half was nothing special but it got better as it went along.

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Maidexpl
2017/04/07

Entertaining from beginning to end, it maintains the spirit of the franchise while establishing it's own seal with a fun cast

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Hayden Kane
2017/04/08

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

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Zlatica
2017/04/09

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

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Prismark10
2017/04/10

Jason Flemyng's directorial debut aspires to be one of those Edgar Wright/Simon Pegg/Nick Frost comedy horror thrillers.However it falls short of the mark by not being funny or too horrific. It also has its share of some not very funny cockneys.Young wide boy Sebastian has been requested to join the council of vampires as their is a vacancy. However some military units have been sent to kill them but a few of the soldiers want to take the vampires alive so their blood can be used for research purposes and they will get plenty of money in exchange.The film is the army against vampires on an all night siege in an isolated farmhouse while Sebastian tries to escape.The film has spirit and a sense of fun. It is hampered by its low budget and a ropey script.

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ollywill-08723
2017/04/11

Terrible script. Awfully written dialogue & the actors do their best with what they've been given but it's obvious throughout that the cast had marvellous fun making the film & because it shows on screen, it's also still very enjoyable to watch, regardless. Not a classic & nor is it great, but it's a light-hearted, cheesy movie that doesn't take itself too seriously so I'd still recommend people see it, just for the few laughs it provides.

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kosmasp
2017/04/12

Which is kind of a shame, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the other parts of the meal you are getting served. There seems to be a lot of potential and if you only judge this by the missed opportunities and wasted chances it probably has, than the movie will not be a lot of fun to watch, quite the opposite.We have some colorful characters and a set up that promises to be fun. Which it is, just not as much as it could. The actors still have fun with their respected role and morality is thrown overboard. No matter who you root for, there does not seem to be someone you could call a good person in this. If you don't mind and just want to have some meaningless fun, this will do the trick

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Michael Schwark
2017/04/13

i did not get it. Is it meant to be a mixture of a mafia flick (vampires gather to administrate turf rights)? I really tried to get into it but in the end my Instagram news feed was more interesting than the movie. Putting a granny with an automatic weapon also does not make a good joke automatically. I could have given 1 star but I did not mean to offend.

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