Turd Merchants of Death
6.5
2009
1 hr 15 min
Horror
, Action
, Comedy
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
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Great Film overall
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Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.
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This movie was so-so. It had it's moments, but wasn't the greatest.
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I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.
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