How sad is this?

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Blistering performances.

I saw this film with my children and even though I am a fan of Akshay and Ritesh, I found a lot of the dialogue to be below standard. The scenes where they are making lists of all the women they've slept with were over done. I mean in this day of Aids/herpes I hope people are not so casual. Not to mention that these boys and many of their respective girlfriends are Indian, so there should be a cultural aspect to this too. Calling the baby a bitch was rude. Babies cry, poop and don't let you sleep but that's how they communicate. To leave her in the rain, was unbelievable. I don't think anyone with any conscience would do something like that. What I hated about this film: too many sexual innuendos and jokes, the Australian actors were annoying, The scenes where they try to win over Vidiya's character were so boring and not even funny. Vidiya should stick to films like Parineeta and Bhool Bhulaiya, she is wasting her talent in these cheesy films and she looks much better in a sari then in western gear. Fardeen always comes across as having too much attitude. What I liked about this film. The songs were really good. The baby was cute. Ritesh is always a pleasure to watch (despite a poor screenplay and stupid dialogues - not his fault).

Love you Sajid, Love you Akshay, love you Vidya, and love you baby, the best movie of 2007, really a great movie, i liked it from the bottom of my heart, I have seen so many commenting ill about HEYY Babyy but i know they are jealous thats why commenting so, Everybody is well aware how good this movie is, I give 10 out of 10 rather I would like to give it 100 out of 10, since its a very good movie, and Sajid I love you for this movie, Keep it up, Well done I Congratulate you for this universal success of yours, very good man. Just give a damn to what jealous people say about it, Keep it up, i am 100 percent sure, this movie will be the biggest blockbuster of 2007 and the world including these jealouses, will see it. I heartly congratulate you and I am sure you will go higher and higher, may you succeed, and my special love for Akshay as he is always best. Take care, ALLAH Hafiz,

I don't watch much bollywood movies, only a select few which my friends tell me are very good. This one was getting very good reviews and people said it was funny so I thought I'll see it. The comedy part essentially lasts for the first half an hour or 45 minutes of the movie and is okay, not anything new or hilarious, after that, it's all the same old typical bollywood story with emotions and sad sobs thrown in. The acting is good in the comedy scenes where it is needed. But if I get a choice, I wouldn't watch a 2 hour and 20 minute movie just for the thirty minutes of rinse-and-repeat jokes. The opening song with the plethora of actresses is excellent eye candy and Shahrukh Khan is a superstar whether you like it or not and his cameo is exciting. You can easily skip this one if you're not one of those people who just have to watch every low or hi budget movie bollywood churns out.

I went into this movie fully prepared, it was one of those movies, MOST PEOPLE EITHER LOVE IT OR HATE IT, and I was prepared for any of them.The fact is I had to cut 3 hrs (involves paperwork and college office, you know the drill) and this movie was ideally positioned to service that need.This movie starts out well enough, once again we have a foreign local, English titles, western clothing and hinglish dialogues with entire sentences in pure English.Despite my hatred for the above the start is brilliant, the first song is rocking with the multiple cameos from mostly hot chicks, WHEN THEY MISCHIEVIOUSLY PULL DOWN RIYA SENS TOP I HAD A HEART ATTACK, then the baby comes and we have a loads of R-rated jokes.AND MOST Definitely THE FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE WITH THE FLYING DIAPER.When you start at the top the only place left to go is down, and the movie made is somewhat slow progress downwards, not the normal gentle slope even but the kind of up and down ride you would see on financial charts, in between there were some really funny moments like the children beating up Ritiesh.Then the tragedy happens and the melodrama starts, not the subtle kind, but THE KIND OF MELODRAMA THATS MAKES THE CRYING IN KARAN JOHAR MOVIES LOOK SUBTLE, "ITS ALL ABOUT LOVING THE BABY" you see.An entire half hour is dedicated to the reformed men, with a 3rd grade song to boot.AND IM THINKING HEY BABY, WHATS HAPPENING..??!!.Who is this movie, made for? What is the rating of this movie? Why did that scene have to be there? Maybe its for people like me, it has to be, with the hot chicks with the VERY ADULT JOKES, the adulterous carefree men. No no, I've got it wrong this movie is for the kids, I mean it has loads of kiddy jokes, and a few kiddy songs, and look how much the men like the baby, wait whats happening, wrong again this movie is for the women, i don't know how i missed it, the men reform, they love and take care of the child, stay at home to do house-work, THE MEN CRY (nothing turns on women more than to see men that cry, thats why married men suffer so much hehe), oookkkkkkkkkkk this time I've got to be right, this movies for the urban audience in general, i mean everything is in English entire dialogues and scenes are almost in English so it must be for them, but then .......... ....................... women, men, urban, rural, children, adults aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh.THEN IT HIT ME.THIS MOVIES BEEN MADE FOR EVERYBODY.Not the kind of movie thats so good that everybody will love, but the kind of movie, that looks like cloth thats been stitched with many different colours because the tailor feels that since each colour is a different persons favourite colour if he puts all of them in one place all of them will love them.We all know what such a cloth would like wouldn't it.But ask any woman and she will tell you, "PATCHWORK IS IN RIGHT NOW", and maybe it is, because this movie isn't exactly doing badly.The acting is good, most of the focus is one Akshay, though the others have done well in the limited roles they have, and with whatever limited talent they have to.Im not gay and not normally one to dedicate paragraphs on how people looked, but Ritiesh actually looked gay, Fardeen looked fat,and Vidya looked like a fat aunty with a bad fashion sense. But heres why i clarified that im not gay, Akshay Kumar looked fabulous SRK is looking the best he has ever looked and yet Akshay Kumar just outshone him in the song, im loosing weight and its actually quite an inspiration to see the long term rewards of being fit.The direction and script writing was haphazard as explained earlier, but was the potential was there, with some work Sajid Khan may actually pull of his new career.Technically this film was OK, there were lots of stock shots of Australia which comes with the free shooting that they provide.Songs were OK/bad, save for the title and the item song.In all truly ordinary film, that mostly incites extreme reactions, a few good scenes, are mixed with mostly ordinary and some really bad ones, THE AMOUNT OF MELODRAMA IS ALSO ALARMING IF YOUR NOT PREPARED FOR IT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU Don't ENJOY IT, LIKE I Don't.Watch with correct expectations, its also come to my notice after talking to my friends that this movies not for anyone whos not a hardcore Hindi movie watcher, the occasional watchers have all been disappointed.If you miss it, you probably wont miss anything, but you may not regret watching it either.Watching on TV for free will definitely enhance the experience.-s like patchwork, poor script OK direction, wasted performances and potential, too much melodrama.+/-s scenes for every important audience, you may enjoy the scenes for the many categories.+s Akshay Kumar (close of OD of him though), some really funny scenes, NOT A COPY OF THREE MEN AND.... (for the first time its actually and inspiration).total 5/10 (on absolute terms its more of a 4, but it served its purpose and there's definitely an audience for this film, even i feel i will enjoy the funny scenes, in isolation when channel surfing, hence the higher rating).