Black Devil Doll
Five hot sexy young big-breasted chicks are raped, abused, tortured, and killed (?) by an evil jive-ass talking doll possessed by the spirit of an executed black militant death row inmate. Who will survive...
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Strong and Moving!
The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.
This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.
There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.
This is one of the most original and perfect exploitation films ever made.Black rapist of multiple white chicks is executed and comes back as a black Jerry Mahonny puppet.Isn't that enough?OMG! This movie is one original and funny 75 minutes.Clearly X rated, but so good. And Refreshing.Our dead and resurrected black puppet goes through a plethora of white hos before meeting his end.Puh-lenty of topless babes.So funny
Worst "film" ever made. Unless you're on a self-torturing adventure to watch the crappiest "movies" ever made, (which in this case would take the cake), please, please spare yourself the torment.Basically, this is a crappy blacksploitation rip-off of Child's Play. Only, instead of the classic horror character of Chucky, this film is centered around a racist, black womanizing doll who has a sick, twisted compulsion to have sex with the nastiest looking white chicks, before killing them.An episode of Barney the Dinosaur has more genius to its writing than this crapfest. The "comedy" is bottom of the barrel, racist nonsense. It's repetitiveness is more painful than drilling through your own head. The "acting" is the worst I've ever seen. You'd be more likely to find better actors simply asking random people on the street to read the lines from the script. The camera-work sucks, the "directing" is awful, and the "special effects" stink. Everything about this "movie" sucks. I don't care how small this "film's" budget was. There's simply no excuse for such mediocrity. Clerks, Eraserhead, and Paranormal Activity are three films that were made with roughly equal budgets. And those can actually be called films, unlike this pile of garbage.It kills me that I have to even give this a 1 out of 10, because a 1 is a far too-generous rating for this crap.
When I first heard about this movie, I was expecting a movie up to par with the 1984 "classic"! Sadly this movie has little to do with Chester Novell Turner's movie.The plot follows a young women (a very busty and attractive one) who is bored and decides to play with wedgie board (spelled wrong). This brings back the soul of a 1960s black panther inside of the doll.That is basically the plot. The movie it's self very unfunny. The problem is the writer's attempt to be controversial without an real sense of humor. I feel like the movie was written by 13 year olds, especially with all the homophobic humor and nudity. Even if you view this with the notion of it being one of those movies so bad it is good, then you are out of luck. The original film is one of those movies. This is not, because there is not enough bad material to have that mark. It is also surprising slow at some parts.Not really worth a watch, just go see the original if you really want a good laugh!
This is low budget exploitation/horror. If the mere though of such movies sends you running for the safety of the nearest Hugh Grant love fest then don't even look at the cover. Certainly don't waste time watching it and then blogging your absolute outrage and disgust whilst throwing out totally unfounded accusations of racism. All classic horror has a humour element (rubbish shark in Zombie Flesh Eaters, Grandad with the hammer in Chainsaw Massacre) and since the 80's if it hasn't got scantily clad women in it then it ain't a horror film (ok, unless its porn). So now we've established the guidelines lets look at Black Devil Doll. It is laugh out loud hilarious from the film piracy ad that runs before the movie to the end of the closing credits, the actresses play on their lack of drama school sheen to perfection and whilst the nudity is prominent it isn't gratuitous. And as for Black Devil Doll himself? a horror icon for the 00's is born. Who needs rehashes and remakes when you've got a mutha****in puppet. Buy it now, or better still get someone else to buy it for you for Christmas.