Vampiyaz
A hip-hop, ex-con returns to his former neighborhood and must team up with a group of vampire hunter-killers to rid the area of vampires whom have taken over the area.
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- Cast:
- Richard Carroll Jr. , Lila Blake Palmer , Randy Clark , Debbie Rochon , A.J. Khan , Will Blagrove , Rodney Steele
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I love this movie so much
Very disappointing...
Good movie but grossly overrated
This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
What. This movie is the greatest movie ever made. Why? Because no movie has ever made me projectile vomit during every scene. And by projectile vomit, I mean, I kept falling asleep and when I woke up I hadn't missed any of the plot. In fact, so many lines and scenes were repeated that this 3 hour movie could have easily been edited down to about 20 minutes of fake vampire attacking scenes. This movie caused me to ponder the important questions about life. Such as 1.) Why was some dude wearing a bunny suit to bed? 2.) Why didn't Jakeem/Richard want to put some money in his bum ass pockets? 3.) How could this movie have beaten The Gingerdead Man, Ice Queen, and Troll 2 as the worst horror movie ever made? In conclusion, it will be quite a while before I decide to become a professional lock pick thief. This movie taught me tons of moral values like that. Like for example, you don't always have to bang prostitutes. Sometimes you can just ask them to hold you. Deep stuff. I can't wait for Vampiyaz 2, which can be expected to come out soon based on the intense cliffhanger ending we were left with at the end of the first one.
i went to the DVD store, hoping to rent a good thrilling, chilling piece of art. As many people i guess, i got taken by the beautiful box, and the nice text written on its back: vampires, dead people walking the streets... That's what i was expecting. Until i saw the movie and realized how awful it was. I really mean it: everything about it is terrible: the acting, the effects, the succession of events...Especially the guy they kill in the first place, the one who was dressed in pink like a baby!!! Why???? I also laughed a lot at the shooting effect: it was more like light coming out of the guns.And if you really want to watch it, please take your time to laugh at the part where the guy is using a cut off hand to taste blood in a platter. Why the hand? Couldn't he just put the blood in a glass and drink it??? The movie is a failure. But watch it, just so you know what failure means!!!
This movie hurts the viewer in a unique and special way. Sure, we got some laughs out of it, but honestly, I will never heal. I believe the fight scenes, which somehow make live action video look like stop motion animation, are the undisputed highlight. If you'll notice, on second viewing, right after he gets out of jail Jakeem doesn't even have to look up the number for the hookers - he must have memorized it before his eight (sometimes seven) years in the joint. The video quality is worthy of a Full Moon picture, and the lighting worthy of a karaoke bar.Why is the guy with the BB gun wearing a giant baby suit? Utter misfortune. Weap for us.
To say this movie is bad is just not enough. It is one of those where when you get done if you make it all the way through. You ask yourself Why did I bother watching the whole thing. We found ourselves hoping that a building would collapse on the entire group killing everyone. The stupidity of the characters was mind numbing. The dialog was idiotic. The plot was well beyond moronic. The only thing that could be considered entertaining was the blowing up the the one real victim in the movie. Even this was done with kindergarden quality special effects. This movie is not only not worth renting its one that should never have wasted the plastic needed to create the disk. I don't think they bothered editing this in fact the video looks like something out of a home movie. Shot with a 80's model video cam.