I Am Here....Now
An Alien Being from another universe lands on earth and is angered at how the human species live in a world of greed, corruption, lies, violence and a disregard for the natural environment. The Being takes it upon itself to eliminate the politicians, lawyers, criminals, corporate leaders, and others who disrespect the planet... That The Being has created as a planetary experiment. This thought provoking supernatural film is filled with surprising mystical metaphors, exciting twists... And a stunning dramatic conclusion.
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- Cast:
- Neil Breen , Elizabeth Sekora , Tommie Vegas , Eduard Osipov
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Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful
There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.
The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.
Another Neil Breen classic. Watch this alongside Fateful Findings and Double Down for a delightfully delicious three Breen salad of entertainment!
Neil Breen is back at it again with another awesome movie that you will enjoy thoroughly. Go grab your buddies, fill your beer pints and enjoy this masterpiece.Neil Breen returns as a cyber-super-mega God (?) in this movie. He is excellent throughout and he helps the world while it tries to become a better place. With scenes that will give you the biggest laughs you will ever experience, excellent dialogue and a mind- boggling plot, this movie remains as my favorite Neil Breen work to this day. With a Birdemic like message, this movie teaches you how to interact with the earth, nature and the others around you. Aside from the message, the hilariously cut scenes made this movie hell of a lot better in my opinion. (The pool scene, the gang scene). Don't take this movie seriously, it's a lot of fun when you think of it as one of the Best-worst movies of all time. This movie is sure to bring joy to your heart and soul.Neil Breen is an aspiring filmmaker and he really is trying to do something that he enjoys, and I really respect that. He funds his own movies, he plays the lead characters and he pretty much does all the work and he is awesome!
I love this movie.I have no idea what the names of the twin sisters are, but I am led to believe one is named Amber and one is named Cindy...? One wears a pink shirt and the other wears a white shirt. White shirt has a boyfriend who I assume is the Aron alluded to in the credits. All of the female characters wear the exact same shirt in different colors. Neil Breen himself plays Alien Techno Zombie Jesus who created the planet Earth and is upset with humanity for not being good despite the fact that he has been completely neglecting all parts of the world outside of one area of Las Vegas, Nevada, as if Las Vegas is the center of human civilization on planet Earth.No, not because of any technical skill. In fact the movie technically is a piece of garbage. But this film is quite possibly one of the most harmless and inoffensive films to watch with friends to laugh at. One of the most entertaining So Bad It's Good films ever.
Yes, it's a challenge just to sit through this crazy thing, and the thoughts it provokes are, What the hell? Why are there doll heads in the desert? Did that dolphin just poop? Do all the women in Las Vegas wear those spaghetti strap blouses with the two top buttons open to show their chests? Couldn't they get any actors for this? Why do they use the same scream over and over? What's with the monster mask? Why, why why am I watching this? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Writer, Producer and Director Neil Breen stars as a space Jesus who comes to Earth in a glass paperweight to check up on his failed experiment - humanity. The corrupt politicians and lying lawyers play out their efforts to hamper the development of sustainable energy systems in halting stilted monologues. Economic conditions force people into crime, dismemberment and depravity, and the space Jesus makes the bad guys bleed from their eyes for menacing a cancer patient in a wheelchair. I wouldn't be fool enough to compare this unique creation with anything else - it's created a whole new reality for itself. It's like a metaphor - FOR LIFE. I only hope we are ready when Neil Breen's glass paperweight returns once more to Earth.