Bloodsucka Jones
NR
5.7
2014
1 hr 43 min
Horror
, Comedy
Bloodsucka Jones rises from the pages of legend to help a chronically confused David and would-be vampire hunter Tony, save David from his vampire girlfriend's brother and his pop-collared cronies.
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- Cast：
- Matt Kelly , Erin Holt , Chelsea Cook , Mindy Robinson , Tawny Amber Young , Chelsea Edmundson , Rosanna Pansino
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Reviews
I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
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Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.
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Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.
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The acting in this movie is really good.
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