Pledge This!
At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
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- Cast:
- Paris Hilton , Paula Garcés , Sarah Carter , Simon Rex , Geoffrey Arend , Alexis Thorpe , Bianca Lawson
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Wow! Such a good movie.
Thanks for the memories!
A Disappointing Continuation
The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.
Trust me, I would never see this movie on my own initiative. Having seen a couple of Paris Hilton movies before, I can tell you that watching this annoying, ugly, pigeon-faced, arrogant, dumb skank trying to act, is my idea of torture.I got to watch this atrocity when I picked "dare" in a "truth or dare" game. And let me tell you: it *was* torture. I think this has to be one of the worst movies ever made, and I mean it. How dumb can a movie get? Not much dumber than this, I assure you.I think I lost at least 10 points off of my IQ by having to sit through this brain-damaging crap of a film.What can be worse than a dumb movie? A dumb movie that takes itself seriously! Believe it or not, the makers of this sh*tfest are actually trying to convince the viewer that this is a real movie. Not fooling anyone, ofcouse. This is a pathetic *parody* for a movie, starring the dumbest and ugliest bimbo I have ever seen (close second is Jessica Simpson, but at least she isn't ugly, unlike Pigeon Hilton)."A beautiful sorority president"? Are you kidding me? Have they seen her face? And the crackwh*re looks at least 10 years older than her character is supposed to be. And who produced the script for this stinker? Hilton's intellectual equal, it seems.Urgh, awful. Beyond awful. Only brain-dead imbeciles could possibly enjoy something as crappy as this so-called movie.
Great movie; as an example of how bad a movie can suck.You'll get some masochistic enjoyment watching this 'train wreck' of a film. Once you've watched it, come back here and read some of the 'loved it' reviews.. you'll laugh your butt off. (obviously, many were written by the studio.. how could anyone say Paris does a great performance in this?!) Won't kids who have Paris as a role model end up watching this gratuitous T&A film? Won't somebody please think of the children? Paris looks disgusting, her lighting and makeup is poor and she doesn't do well to look young or sexy. She is putrid. Her performance is terrible, she can't deliver lines or never rehearsed (her dull performance in 'One Night In Paris' was better).There is a huge amount of failure in this film. It really is painful to watch. Please, Paris-cetamol for my headache anyone?
Paris Hilton is Victoria, the snotty conceited president of an ultra-exclusive sorority (let's be honest she pretty much plays herself). Anyway Victoria has to diversify her pledge picks due to new rules in a FHM magazine contest. Luckily for her, such a group of people are looking for a new place to live after one of the most extremely unfunny, cringe-worthy, soul-crushing scenes of fecal 'humor' that I have every witnessed in my life. So the plan is to use the girls to win the FHM contest & then not let them join the sorority. But the girls have other ideas.It's absolutely no surprise in the least that Hilton sucks, but Kerri Kenney Silver of Reno 911 fame thoroughly disgraces herself (as does Lin Shaye) in this completely laugh-free so- called comedy. It not only deserves it's current position in IMDb's bottom 100 films, it is without a doubt the worst film that you can find on Netflix's Instant Watching catalog. Simply putrid in every single way.My Grade: FEye Candy: Camille Langfield, Angela Dodson, Samron Moore, Bethany Merola, Jamine Waltz & 6 extras get topless, (plus one pair of 'scarified' breasts used for 'comedic' effect)
. . . FULLY CLOTHED!!! Okay, if you play with your remote's "pause" and "zoom" for a while at 59:40, you might be able to quibble a little, but really, who would actually bother? What's there to see, when you really come down to it? And speaking of Paris, how many flicks offer viewers the chance to compare the self-styled Hotel Hottie's acting skills against those of Carmen Electra? (Has Dennis Rodman considered marrying Paris for a few minutes? It could get his name back in the news, if he goes as Half-and-Half, as in half tux, half white train.)When all is said and done, if this movie--PLEDGE THIS!--does not deserve its current infamy as the 25th-lowest rated film of all time, it certainly checks in on National Lampoon's bottom 25. (Oh, wait, it's pretty much the SAME LIST! Silly me!)