The Thorn

R 4.9
1974 1 hr 33 min Comedy

In her film debut, Bette Midler portrays the Virgin Mary in a biting satire of the commercialization of religion.

  • Cast:
    Bette Midler

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Reviews

Claysaba
1974/05/24

Excellent, Without a doubt!!

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Pacionsbo
1974/05/25

Absolutely Fantastic

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Deanna
1974/05/26

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

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Logan
1974/05/27

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

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