I love this movie so much

Sorry, this movie sucks

Absolutely the worst movie.

It is encouraging that the film ends so strongly.Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a particularly memorable film

What a disappointment. They ruined everything and it started so wellThe third movie isn't good, its full dark all the time, i spent 1 hour of not seeing anything only dark and screams, and some screenshots. And an unfair unreasonable ending. It has so much potential it could go so perfect and they messed it up. Im done with Feasts R.I.P.

A handful of desperate survivors do their best to get out of a small town that has been overrun by vicious predatory humanoid beasts. Director John Gulager goes way overboard with the alarmingly excessive over-the-top graphic gore (limbs are torn off, entrails ripped out, and so on), pulls zero punches with his take-no-prisoners crass and offensive attitude, draws the loopy characters in amusingly colorful broad strokes, milks the uproariously crude sense of shameless lowbrow humor for maximum sick belly laughs (one poor guy gets anally raped and impregnated by a monster!), and concludes the whole delightfully demented affair with a genuinely surprising and unexpected "what the hell?" ending that comes completely out of left field. The game cast has a ball with the go-for-broke crazy material, with especially stand-out work from Clu Gulager as the tough, leathery, and seemingly indestructible bartender, Hanna Putnam as religious kook Secrets, Diane Ayala Goldner as a two-fisted motorcycle mama, Juan Longoria Garcia as rough'n'tumble midget wrestler Lightning, Carl Anthony Payne III as sleazy and selfish jerk used car lot owner Slasher, and William Prael as a depraved hobo. Super hotties Chelsea Richards and Melissa Reed provide some tasty gratuitous bare female skin as a couple of sassy'n'sexy biker babes. As with the previous entries in this series, it's director Gulager's bold-faced willingness to spit in the face of restraint, subtlety, decorum, and political correctness that in turn makes this film such a perversely enjoyable riot to watch. Good down'n'dirty creature feature fun.

Feast III: The Happy Finish continues directly from where the last one ended. It's like they were filmed simultaneously. Had to be. Honey Pie's final fate is decided in the very beginning and we're treated to a very nice crapping scene that's quite literally right in your face. Best line of the movie? There's 2. One is during an argument where a female gang member said, "(starts with a 'b,' rhymes with itch), I will (rhymes with suck, starts with an 'f') you up!" It ain't what she said, it's how she said it. Awesome stuff! The other is when a new character is introduced. He said, "I got the gift, (starts with the letter 'f,' rhymes with maggots)!" You'll see what he's referring to when you see this. This movie would be just like the 2nd part with more absurdities and new characters that add to that mix.It's a continuation through and through but some scenes tend to drag out, like when they were in the sewer. Some made little sense, like the mutated humans. It got to the point where it was almost without direction because stuff was happening that didn't lend much to story progression and it's the same creative team who did the first 2. You expect a certain level of quality. The beginning and middle of the movie are what they should be. The end is where everything starts going south. From the survivors fighting their way out of the mutant herd, to biting away at one of the monsters as if they were monsters themselves, to the worst ending of any movie I have ever seen. Yes, I said it, THE WORST ENDING TO ANY MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN! The ending just makes everything else that happens prior seem meaningless. You forget about all the humor and other good stuff because it's just that bad.It's almost like they ran out of ideas and just put something together for the sake of completeness. A better ending would have been the monster at the end being benevolent and it did seem that way. And then they could have went out into the city safe zone where they were trying to get to and proceeded with the plot. Not the pure garbage that was given to us. I don't know what anyone involved with the ending of this movie was thinking. No one spoke up or said anything? No one told the writers that this was stupid? Did them or Gulager really have something to do with this? It just makes not one shred of sense in comparison to EVERYTHING that came before it. I don't get it. Oh yeah, there's nudity in this flick too. One of the biker chicks bites the big one and you're treated to some really good, close-up boob shots if you like that sort of thing.From Feast I all the way to the middle of Feast III, you'll be completely and totally entertained. But the last act in Feast III, I don't know, man. I don't know what happened there. I'm purposely not saying what happened because if you haven't seen these flicks yet, you need to. Despite the horrible (not happy) finish, I'd recommend getting all of these as a set on DVD/Blu-ray. They're all worth paying for and all worth watching back to back to back. Enjoy the first part, don't eat when watching the second one, and be prepared for the crappy finish to the 3rd. They're even considering a fourth part. After the fiasco with part 3's climax, please don't do it unless you plan on exploring the origins of the creatures. Feast III gets 4 out of 10 stars. Would have gotten 6 but the ending really is that bad.

Loved the first two, very unpredictable and amusing.This one feels formulaic and dull. You can't really tell what is going on (as mentioned elsewhere) most of the scenes are in darkness with flashing lights and shaky camera work.I had to constantly prize my finger away from the fast forward button as the characters twittered on or trudged down another pitch black sewer.It feels like this film is the unwanted runt of the litter, undernourished and unloved.The ending was so bad I wonder if the director has grown bored of the Feast franchise and hammered nails into its coffin so he wouldn't be bugged about making a fourth.