Transylvania 6-5000

PG 4.9
1985 1 hr 33 min Horror , Comedy

Two reporters travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein, and encounter the sensitive Wolfman, the Vampiress Odette and a whole cast of other weirdos.

  • Cast:
    Jeff Goldblum , Joseph Bologna , Ed Begley Jr. , Carol Kane , Jeffrey Jones , John Byner , Geena Davis

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Reviews

JinRoz
1985/11/08

For all the hype it got I was expecting a lot more!

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Ariella Broughton
1985/11/09

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

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Juana
1985/11/10

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

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Candida
1985/11/11

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

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utgard14
1985/11/12

Alright, I admit it's not a great comedy. Still, it's oddly enjoyable. Part of this is due to the likable cast. They seem to be having a good time. I'm a fan of classic monster movies so that's an added bit of fun for me. I also really liked the Yugoslavian locations where it was shot. I don't know how else to explain it but to say it's a fun movie. Not funny, but fun. Hope that makes sense. The most memorable part of the movie is Geena Davis' incredibly sexy vampire. I think children of the '80s will appreciate it for its nostalgic value. So...yeah, it' s not going to make you snort milk out of your nose but it's a good time. If nothing else, see it for Geena's cleavage.

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Ben Larson
1985/11/13

The premise is good, and it is filled with stars so everyone can find someone they like.Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr. are reports who come to Transylvania looking for Frankenstein. The town is ostensibly using the legend to draw tourists. They have turned Frankenstein's castle into a hotel filled with really groan inducing characters like Carol Kane as the batty cook, and Michael Richards as a butler or bellman or whatever.Geena Davis appears as one hot vampire!It's not quality, but it was funny in spots.

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kneiss1
1985/11/14

I don't understand how a movie can be this silly, and yet not manage to create one funny joke. One ludicrous joke was following the next, yet, all I have been doing, was to shake my head. I didn't actually find that the actors did a bad job. They did a good job, and interpreted the jokes as good as possible. But nothing could have possibly been saved with this script. And I really have to doubt the actors sanity by deciding to be part of this bad joke. This might have been the last chance I have been giving the comedy - horror genre. This sort of movies keep disappointing me. I don't know why exactly, because, in theory, there is no reason why jokes should be worse in a horror-comedy compared to a normal comedy. Sadly they are.Unless you are a fan of police academy, and similar senseless inanities, avoid this movie at all costs.

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amPratt33
1985/11/15

I don't agree with the previous comments. I thought this movie was silly and fun. It is not going to strike you as a movie that should have won any awards (and it didn't)! It is a very typical B type movie that spoofs almost every horror movie made. It tackles Frankenstien, Wolf Man, and Dracula. Two reporters head to Transylvania to investigate odd occurrences. What they find is a lot of weird things in this old town. As they investigate further, they find things are not what they seem in this town, and somehow they get caught in the strangest circumstances. The ending is different and very funny. My family used to watch this in the car during long trips. Now as an adult, I think its a great look back at an early Jeff Goldblum and early Michael Richards. Geena Davis has an amusing comedy role as well. Enjoy it as a light hearted comedy. Be careful though, that stupid theme song gets stuck in my head anytime I hear it.

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