Purely Belter

6.7
2000 1 hr 35 min Drama , Comedy

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

  • Cast:
    Chris Beattie , Charlie Hardwick , Roy Hudd , Tim Healy , Kevin Whately , Kerry Ann Christiansen , Jody Baldwin

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Reviews

Moustroll
2000/11/03

Good movie but grossly overrated

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Comwayon
2000/11/04

A Disappointing Continuation

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Baseshment
2000/11/05

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

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Deanna
2000/11/06

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

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