Alien Armageddon
For years, UFO sightings have been documented around the world. What were once mere sightings have now become brutal attacks of epic proportions. As the human race faces total annihilation with every major city destroyed only Los Angeles remains. Left with the task of saving humanity from extinction, a group of cowboys is the world s last stand in this Alien Armageddon.
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- Cast：
- Katharine McEwan , Don Scribner , Rochelle Vallese , Marilyn Ghigliotti , Ben Cain , Virginia Hey
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For all the hype it got I was expecting a lot more!
Better Late Then Never
best movie i've ever seen.
This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.
Hmm, where to begin? I know, let's not!If you you like sci-fi with well detailed models of alien warships, dynamic realistic CGI effects, cool looking super soldier outfits and are inspired by heroic rebel citizens making a bid for freedom against an oppressive occupying force, just go and watch Star Wars for the 112th time, because this reel of barf may turn you off the genre forever if you watch it to the end. The cover art may well have been the biggest production expense! Unremarkably, the budget of this film probably equates to about 1% of the original Star Wars film's production cost in 1977.. Why am I even comparing them in the same sentence? I don't even know any more! A closer parallel is obviously Battle: Los Angeles. If you've seen that film, just rent it or the sequel (which I have not even seen). Even if you have already seen them. Trust me!My IQ dropped well down into the double digits which is what most of the actors must have been paid for their "appearances" in this clearly successful attempt at "getting money" in Hollywood. I suspect they are as much victims as the rest of us and filming on location in Paris and London as well as somewhere out the back of L.A. must have been a draw card.. Even my sarcasm has been impaired. Also due to budget and time restraints, I can only allow two paragraphs for this review, so I'll leave it at that.You're welcome.
My quest for finding the worst film someone could possibly make and then have the gall to subject others to is done. Because my friends, "ALIEN Armageddon" easily destroys all challengers to this magnificent throne, almost in the garish opening credits alone!You, you are sitting there thinking this can't be worse than that time uncle Berny tried to make a film in the old woodshed before they tore it down. You, you are thinking that there is always a bright spot, a silver lining to help you escape the refuse, but alas there is none."ALIEN Armageddon" comes at you with gusto, unaware of how tawdry and trite the effects are. This movie takes itself completely seriously, as do all the actors (bless their souls) and presents you with a terrible main plot line and just throws things at it. Within some of the scenes it is possible to wonder, "was this shot even for this movie in the first place?" The cuts between the "scenic" desert and prison (hgfasghhj) are just... there are no words. I... I can't even continue.They not only made this movie. But felt confident enough to subject others to it. I don't understand this world anymore.
I used to think that "Tomorrow When The War Began" was the crappiest film ever. But now there is a new contender. In fact it's no contest.Who the hell... How the hell... What the hell... made this rubbish?I'm trying to imagine the pitch to investors in this movie and I can only believe it was by the smoothest, slickest conman ever, to the most naive, gullible idiot ever. A match made in hell ... for the rest of us.I'm speechless while writing. Think of the advert that annoys you most and then make that advert 90 minutes long. Tadah! Here it is! Must rest now. My brain has been severely damaged. Must press zero ... on the ... rating button... before I pass... out...(OK - enough ellipses already!)
Anyone who says this C rated movie is any good is promoting this movie. Very low budget and digital effects. Poor plot, script. I think I made this movie up in my head when I was 8 but it was better then. Not as smart as a Woody Allen movie but definitely as bad don't waste your money it will probably be on one of those crappy movie t.v. stations in a month.Well it says I have to write ten lines to submit a review so I could have written the script for this movie on here. I want my four dollars back for this movie.Seen this movie in many different versions of the same plot.Anti-climatic: don't know where this movie peaks.