Santa's Slay
Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.
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- Cast：
- Bill Goldberg , Douglas Smith , Emilie de Ravin , Robert Culp , Dave Thomas , Saul Rubinek , Rebecca Gayheart
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Wonderful character development!
Just perfect...
At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.
The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
So it turns out that Santa was originally a demon given birth by a virgin impregnated by Satan himself. But he got captured and forced to obey a geas after he lost a curling match against an angel. Yes, a curling match. But now the time is up and it's time for Santa to be unleashed once more.And you know what, that could be fun. Crazy Santa walking around just slaughtering people in holiday themed ways. Blood, guts and violence galore in the best B-movie manner. And the movie certainly tries. But it just doesn't have the spirit to pull it off. It feels more tedious than fun. The gore isn't particularly memorable, the Santa is pretty forgettable (which should be an impossibility), the supporting cast is even duller and there just isn't enough blood and excitement.The hard fact is that I fell asleep while watching this film. I had to rewatch the ending the next day. And if you have a film where a demonic Santa slaughters people while screaming Ho-ho-ho! at the top of his lungs, and you still manage to fall asleep, there's something wrong with the film.I shall forget this film.
This 2005 horror comedy stars Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin and Robert Culp. Goldberg (WWE) headlines as a buff, evil version of Santa Claus who terrorizes small town, Hell Township on Christmas after a 1000 years. It's up to teen, Nicholas (Smith), his crackpot grandfather (Culp) and Mary (de Ravin), Nicholas' girlfriend to stop him. Dave Thomas (Rat Race), James Caan (Elf), Saul Rubinek (Unforgiven) and Fran Drescher (The Nanny) also make brief appearances. This is an amusing b-movie that pays tribute and pokes fun of holiday horror/slasher flicks. Goldberg's creepy and humorous performance makes the film worthwhile.
This is a awful movie. In this movie Santa Claus is a demon and he goes around on Christmas eve killing people. This movie is awful. Do not see it. I think it is supposed to funny. But is it not. It is sick. And sick is not funny. Stick is just stick. This is one of the worst horror movies ever. The story line is awful. It is just a pile of pooh pooh. This would never have been made. Do not wast your time. Do not wast your money. Do not see this awful movie. It stinks more then pooh pooh. It is the most poopy of the pooh. It is just pooh pooh. Pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh. I can not believe they made this pooh. It is popular pooh. Which is a good thing. Because I hate when pooh pooh like this is popular.
I unabashedly love this film. It is the best kind of awful. The kind that is done with such love of cheese and camp that you can't help but think that everything is exactly as it should be.It has become a holiday tradition with with my fiancée and I. It's so outlandish and over the top that it helps us forget the stress of the holidays and just sit back and laugh.If you want a good Christmas movie. This isn't for you.If you want a good horror movie. This is also not for you.If you want something to make you laugh at absurdity during the holidays and love cheese and camp... this is definitely for you.