The Worst Film Ever

It is not deep, but it is fun to watch. It does have a bit more of an edge to it than other similar films.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

The comrades Craig Thompson (Matthew Albrecht), Jerry (Jarrod Pistilli), Lance (Isaac Harrison) and Tom Alexander (Dru Lockwood) travel to the Buck Wild Farm in Texas to spend vacation hunting deer. Soon they discover that the owner Clyde (Joe Stevens) was bitten by a Chupacabra and has infected his slut daughter Candy (Meg Cionni) and neighbors that now are zombies. Will they survive?"Buck Wild" is a lame and unfunny comedy of horror. The screenplay (or the edition) is disconnected and senseless, and in the beginning, Clyde sees his daughter shagging with her boyfriend on the garden and he throws his pipe wrench on the head of the man. Then he is bitten by the Chupacabra and the scene is entirely forgotten. The film is so bad that after 96 minutes running time, there is no scene that makes laugh. My vote is two.Title (Brazil): Not Available

The "plot"A hunting vacation goes horribly awry for 4 friends after they accidentally shoot the lease's land owner.I know this was supposed to be a comedy spoofy movie but there really isn't much humor. Just bits and pieces that make no sense.For example the movie starts with the tart daughter having sex in the tulips. Daddy seems to kill the BF (never quite sure about that) and then he goes in the shed and is attacked by what looks like a zombie chubracabra.Cut to next scene and the dad is fine and the movie starts.Nothing makes sense, which might be OK if there was actually some funny moments or if the direction was tight.It's not. It's a meandering movie that is confusing and horrible.The acting is passable. The story is not.

Firstoff let me warn all you smart and beautiful people out there to please turn off your brains, its not that deep of a film. Second please remember this is a Texas film so take pride in that, if your from Texas. Thirdly please have a nice and comfortable seat with some hot cheddar cheese popcorn and some ice cold cherry coke while barring witness to this piece of Hollywood horror gold!I dare you not to enjoy it, there is way to much funny, action, horror, sex, drugs,funny, and more action with a little chupacabra in it. Do you know any other zombie shows that have a chupakabra in it. No? Then shut the hell up and watch this greatness of acting, screen-writing, and directing of a future Texas legendary film maker that goes by the name Of Big Chief Johnny Tyler Glodyt. Oh and by the way Meg Cioni, Joe Chaneck, Jason Harris, Whit Albreckt and the ever Big thick bear loving Chance Murphey are really smoking hot in this movie, Maybe they should make another one? Maybe(fingers crossed chanting satanic prayers). Matt Albreckt is a very funny and sexy Lead, Dru is adorably Buff closet case Gay man, Jarod has a kung-fu penis, Isac rocks, Mark Leslie Ford is a Legendary comedic genius. Joe Stephens looks amazing in everything he does. Awesome setup, Texas Is a great location for anything, The Quality of this film is better than Pixar and Dream works combined. Great extras for a zombie hoard army, great town. This film is the begging of a beautiful franchise. Its like a funny walking dead pl watch, and leave Ur brains at the door.

A previous reviewer said if you like Texas you'll like this movie? I dread to think what parts of Texas this man visited. I was born in Texas City, raised in Houston - and the characters in this movie are as foreign to me as Russians or Greek.I enjoy horror, I even enjoy a little blood & guts if it belongs in the movie. This movie as no suspense, no gore, no horror and very little humour. What it had was a misplaced pimp, four cocky morons that would have looked comfortable in a Porky's franchise movie, four Deliverance rejects, one horny girl who bought the farm fairly early, and a lot of tedium.Not good.