Touches You

Absolutely the worst movie.

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

Blistering performances.

A bad rip-off of Jean-François Pouliot's "La Grande Séduction" ("Seducing Doctor Lewis" in English) that's as fun to watch as watching paint dry! The script is almost word-for-word (English for French)the same as the Québécois film about trying to convince a doctor to work in their small fishing village in order for it to have a factory where the townspeople would all have jobs. The difference is that the people are supposed to be from Tickle Cove, Newfoundland & Labrador, instead of Ste-Marie-La-Mauderne, Québec and they have less than one third the charm as the people in the original film. Well, this piece of garbage is an insult to Québec!!! Watch the 2003 original and not this crap! C'est vraiment de la crotte!!!

I got this movie solely because it had Taylor Kitsch in it. And if not for that anticipation, I would have turned this one off after a half hour. In that half hour, it was slow and predictable and was only watchable for it's beautiful scenery. Once Taylor arrived, it became very entertaining, while still predictable. The pace picked up a touch and all the actors suddenly became more entertaining. I suppose the director was trying to "set the scene" in the beginning and some more artistic viewers may appreciate that but I just found it boring. But the rest of the movie was funny, touching and satisfying so stay patient especially if you like Taylor.

The Grand Seduction absolutely seduced us - it's acerbic, charming, and genuinely funny - and definitely one of the comedies of the year. It has enough cliché and enough originality to feel comfortable but also a measure of unpredictability. The story of the little harbor village that needs a doctor to get jobs is nicely judged throughout.It stands in good stead with 1950s comedies from the UK. This is a film built on performances, particularly Gleason who seems almost lazy but really gives gravitas to the film. Its issue of how and where to find dignity where your community is dying is a great one, and the film is filled with little vignettes and moments of both hilarity and the right dose of sentimentality.This is one I would genuinely recommend - it is heartfelt, warm, genuine, honest, and both really funny and really fun.

From the first time I saw the trailer for The Grand Seduction I was intrigued. I'm not a huge connoisseur of Canadian film by any means but I find lately they have really been finding their groove when it comes to being unique Canadian. In addition to that, while I was born and raised in Ontario, Canada, my father's entire family including him were born, raised and still live in small town Newfoundland. I've often thought how quirky and fun a comedy in that setting could be so immediately I thought this was full of potential. I expected a "Full Monty" feel with some genuinely good laughs and just a very down home feel. In some respects you will get that and there is a decent story with some okay characters but when its all done and said you're left feeling a little empty. The characters never really take off, in fact some are just wasted and the story lacks any real pizazz so really the film is just okay. It isn't terrible by any means and as expected the scenery in and around the locations they shoot is stunning. I expect the film will appeal more to a much older crowd and I understand it is doing very well out east and that makes sense too. Perhaps there wasn't enough time to tell the full story because I also thought this would make an awesome TV Series (similar to Northern Exposure but the Eastern Canada Version.) Brendan Gleeson leads the cast and does very well. His character is definitely the one that gets the most development and focus and a lot of really good emotional depth. I like Gleeson but I'm surprised they couldn't find a Canadian guy, much less an Easterner to play the role. Still Gleeson is good. The only true blooded Newfoundlander in the film is Gordon Pinsent and I was perhaps most excited to see him in a supporting role and had my hopes quickly dashed. Pinsent is perhaps the most underused and completely wasted character in the entire film. He is such a legendary Canadian actor and it seems like they tried to give his character some quirky depth but it never works and he's practically background fodder and that is unforgivable. Taylor Kitsch (better known to me as the guy who ruins every potential blockbuster) is our big city Doctor who inadvertently ends up forced into their small community. Kitsch keeps getting this pivotal roles (Battleship, John Carter and Savages and all three flopped colossally. However, he fits this role very well. He is meant to be the ultimate fish out of water and a character with a lot of flaws and he does it very well. He was probably my favourite performance of the movie. He and Gleeson have good chemistry (could have been better but it was still good) and he definitely does a good job. The main cast are hardly given any depth so you can imagine the supporting cast gets completely mis-used. The rudimentary attempt a romantic storyline is lost on a hardly used or established character played by Liane Balaban and the townsfolk that should have been downright hilarious are too few and far between to make an impact.The Grand Seduction is simply average in every way. If you're an Easterner than you might enjoy it more but otherwise you'll find it almost boring at times. None of the gags work to really make a different and the story feels forced at other times. The potential is absolutely there but it just isn't. A legend in his own right director Don McKellar seems to not be able to find his footing with this film. Maybe my expectations were too high? Try it on for size but be prepared for mediocrity it almost every way. Last week's Cas & Dylan was a far better made Canadian film. 6/10