Just perfect...

Good movie, but best of all time? Hardly . . .

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

No spoiler, the title is extremely accurate. A tremendous cheeze-ball B- movie that delivers every tumid, vacuous thing the lowest part of one's brain desires. There's (primarily)large firearm based violence coupled with copious amounts of full-frontal nun-udity. The nuns are young, attractive and play their parts with aplomb. This kill-em-all revenge flick otherwise follows the expected, pedestrian course through to it's complete end. A stout 6, the highest rating I will give to a B movie.

The title alone sounded good, like those cheesy B-movies. When I saw it, it was disgusting, stupid, and unpleasant. It glorifies rape, murder, and sexism, which isn't a good thing. There's a scene where two criminals decide to sexually assault an innocent daughter & mother that are just getting gas while being in the wrong place at the wrong time. As I watch this disturbing scene, I thought to myself, "what's the point? THIS is entertainment?! It isn't". Whoever was involved with this movie should be ashamed of themselves.There are much better films of this genre like Zombieland, Machete, From Dusk Till Dawn, and many more. Don't waste your time with this piece of garbage. The filmmakers obviously think that sexual assault and discrimination of women is okay in society, which makes me angry. I can't believe this movie got made. It needs to rot in hell with Satan and Hitler!

I was instantly curious if there would be any nuns left to satisfy the title as they started the film shooting them all.We soon see the nude nuns as they are processing dope for the gang run by the Church. But, they don't last long either,I actually though this was a low budget Mexican thriller, but it was made right here in the USA.If you like lots of boobies and even more bullets, then this is your film. The ending suggests a sequel. lol.I imagine that the producers are playing off the success of Machete, but they fall far short.

There can only be two possible reasons for a film to bear the title Nude Nuns With Big Guns. One is that the person doing the naming suffers from some sort of severe mental illness - let us hope that this is not the case, for the film is not bad enough for me to wish that on someone. The other is that the makers are going for some sort of post-modern irony, a satirical commentary on audience taste, born out by a movie taking a gleeful delight in both revelling in and spoofing the elements summoned up in the title. Tarantino is good at this, so they tell me (I don't believe his publicity to the extent that he does, so my particular jury is still out on that one). The people behind Nude Nuns With Big Guns are not Tarantino.This film (which, let's be clear from the start, does indeed include both Nude Nuns and Big Guns) is professionally assembled. The camera is securely mounted on a tripod, scenes are well lit, shots are nicely composed, the film is in focus and the sound is clear. The acting is over the top, but it is supposed to be. There is lots of spurting blood. To that extent, all well and good.But the story and script let everything down. Where there should be a sly smirk underlying the events, there is clodhopping gracelessness and a complete absence of wit. Sadly, this film simply isn't very good.