Am i the only one who thinks........Average?

Clever, believable, and super fun to watch. It totally has replay value.

If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

I had absolutely no idea what this movie was going to be...a friend rented it & just popped it in. I'm pretty sure that for most of the movie, I looked just like the audience in "The Producers" right when the cast starts singing "Springtime for Hitler." It was like watching a train wreck. And not a real well done train wreck.The acting was pathetic, tho it fit well with the script. One really awful scene comes when the girl goes to her first ob/gyn appointment...it does not go well. The doc ends up wallowing on the floor, blood spurting from the stumps of his bitten-off fingers, wailing "Vagina dentata!" over & over & over (Latin basically for "vagina with teeth). The characters are despicable, but at least they have a lousy script. However, I am actually glad that I was too stunned to lurch off the couch & rip the thing out of the player; I was still sitting there clutching my head when the final credits started...and thus got introduced to the music of Chuck Prophet. The song over the final creds is "You Did (Who put the bomp in bomp shooby dooby bomp)"...don't hate it because of the title. So do yourself a favor; skip the flick & catch some Chuck Prophet.

Teeth isn't just bad, it's Troll 2 bad. The perfect storm of everything that could go wrong with a horror film and paying none of the price for it. It's a cult classic. Arguably, the most infamous scary movie about genitalia since Sleepaway Camp. Growing up, people referred to it with urban legend status. "Hey, did you see that movie about the vagina with teeth?".. that kind of thing. The editing is terrible, the sound design is awful, the acting is terrible. The screenplay is rife with such brilliant lines as "I haven't even jerked off since Easter". That's so awful it belongs on a T-Shirt. We have the stupid moments that jump out at you and leave you speechless like two lovers sharing a dog treat and the sight of a crab trying to get at a dismembered penis. Teeth is pitched as a black comedy that gives us a Lorena Bobbitt style cautionary tale. But it's eternally dopey and terribly made. Even if that's on purpose, it doesn't make it any better.

This is by far the worse movie I have ever seen, it is stupid! I can't believe anybody would make this dumb movie or act (or try to act) in it. It is AWFUL!!!! The story line is stupid, the content is stupid and I was embarrassed for the actors who were in this stupid movie. I was grossed out and disgusted by the movie but only watched it so I could write this review and warn others not to waste their time watching it. If there is even one person who watched and actually liked this movie, they need their head examined and I guess I need mine examined too since I was stupid enough to watch it. I don't know what else I can say to express my opinion about this movie and how absolutely stupid it is.

I have seen a lot of horror and other films and i never raised expectations no matter what the film genre is when i heard about this film i had hopes but i was left with disappointment after watching this film its boring and not even little bit entertaining however it does leaves a false message to men that sex is bad and women are evil,i don't know if this movie can be classified into a horror category its not its more like a dark comedy or satire.The Plot:a young high school girl Dawn soon finds out after having sex with a boy that shes got something dangerous inside of her.The Cast:Jess Weixler shows some good acting skills other then that the rest cast is passable.The film is about a girl who has Vaginal Dentata she does get intimate with some men and they die because of the teeth inside vagina damaging their sex organ and for revenge she does it with her brother and a boy but the end the girl chooses to become some sort of freelancer or just for fun murderer to punish men she's got a weapon and is not afraid to use it plus no jury can convict her,the film got great locations and scenery but unbelievable bad story a tale that has stupidity written allover it as a lot of critics and people have talked about this film the positives or flaws but to further talk about this is a waste of time.Overall Teet 2007 is a dull film avoid it at all costs if anyone is thinking that this is hardcore stuff beware its not there is no such thing here my rating is 3/10 Skipp it.