Ted

R 6.9
2012 1 hr 47 min Fantasy , Comedy

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

  • Cast:
    Mark Wahlberg , Mila Kunis , Seth MacFarlane , Joel McHale , Giovanni Ribisi , Patrick Warburton , Matt Walsh

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Reviews

Wordiezett
2012/06/29

So much average

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Actuakers
2012/06/30

One of my all time favorites.

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VeteranLight
2012/07/01

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

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AnhartLinkin
2012/07/02

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

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logandenyer17
2012/07/03

Ted is a brilliantly rude, hilarious film that is delivered in a true Seth MacFarlane way!

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Emerenciano
2012/07/04

When I read the plot I went "what on Earth are they trying to say with this movie?" Then I thought "Ok, it must be just another comedy". Well, I was not wrong with these thoughts, but there is a bit more than those superficial expectations here. But NO! This is far (very far) from being a fantastic film! But it is more than a boring fool funny thing. Lots of the dialogues take us to some reflection and quite a few situations make us remember things like "I've been through this before".Mark Wahlberg's performance is good and Seth MacFarlane's voices fit the teddy bear well. Sam Jones' participation is very funny.

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sakram
2012/07/05

Ted is a movie, well, rather a puppet that came to life because of a Xmas wish, and becomes best friends with its owner since childhood, and somehow, the duo makes a good time-killing movie, with fine humor including dirty jokes and whatnot, I found myself laughing spontaneously from time to time, the movie gets serious sometimes, but generally, this movie is nice.7/10

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Ersbel Oraph
2012/07/06

Boring. Dull. Uninspired. The jokes are old. The movie is slow. That should be it, but the IMDb staff asks for ten lines. And there is not much else to say. For a movie made in some small third world country that would count as good acting. For an A list cast that is bad acting. But Seth never went any better anyway.The story is silly and pointless. The dialogue is tedious. And well spaced to give the pain for the slow slow story.The jokes? Canned laughs would work miracles to give the viewer some hints.Contact me with Questions, Comments or Suggestions ryitfork @ bitmail.ch

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